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Writer/Editor/Tent-Like Thing, [email protected].

West Seattle, WA
Joined December 2010
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Never thought I'd be extolling the blunt wisdom of one George Santos, but here we are...
Expelled Congressman George Santos says ‘Kalshi Is Gambling, And It Needs To Be Banned.’ “I’m so bored with the wordsmithing that Kalshi is trying to do to justify everything they do. Contract betting, swaps, combos — it’s gambling! It’s gambling, god damn it!” Santos said.
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Murphy completely mismanaged his bullpen
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Killer ad here. Hats off to @newbalance for owning their image.
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If anyone ever tells you "Zanzibar" by Billy Joel is the worst song ever recorded, tell them, "Yeah, actually, you're right."
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Thinking of starting a Kings of Leon cover band called Kings of Freon, wherein the melodies would remain the same, but the lyrics would all be adjusted to themes surrounding refrigeration or HVAC. Whaddya think, @chriskornelis and @BrianWeimer7?
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Arozarena in the stands at the Trop with enough jewelry for King Tut
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The NBA desperately needs more guys with male pattern baldness who wear multiple gold chains being coached by guys in plaid leisure suits and that’s actually a hill I’ll die on.
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It’ll be super interesting to see how JJ handles Bronny. He still sucks. Hard
I already hate the Snowtime @Lakers and it’s only preseason. I want someone to Kermit Washington Austin Reaves.
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I already hate the Snowtime @Lakers and it’s only preseason. I want someone to Kermit Washington Austin Reaves.
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I don't know why I decided to buy a king-size Reese's Fast Break and immediately mow it down after I walked out of Safeway just now, but compared to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, the Fast Break really sucks.
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Sho-k and the fresh prince have been ass in this postseason
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Proof that the "star" label gets thrown around way too loosely nowadays. #DeddFisch
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