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Never thought I'd be extolling the blunt wisdom of one George Santos, but here we are...
Farewell to one of the PNW's all-time horse racing greats, Howard Belvoir. drf.com/news/northwest-train…
For anyone who's in Lexington right now for the Breeders' Cup @keeneland, I feel bad that you don't have the opportunity to stay at the legendary Continental Inn. web.archive.org/web/20161028…
Am I the only one who's wondering whether Marissa Mayer's 10-year-old daughter got an F on this assignment for using AI? nytimes.com/2026/10/25/style…
If anyone ever tells you "Zanzibar" by Billy Joel is the worst song ever recorded, tell them, "Yeah, actually, you're right."
While I'm happy that people still take out full-page newspaper ads to reach the maximum amount of people, having to beg Angelenos to check out the Snowtime Lakers can't be a good sign. espn.com/nba/story/_/id/5023…
Thinking of starting a Kings of Leon cover band called Kings of Freon, wherein the melodies would remain the same, but the lyrics would all be adjusted to themes surrounding refrigeration or HVAC. Whaddya think, @chriskornelis and @BrianWeimer7?
Pamela Adams, the freelance beaver detective whom I wrote about for Seattle magazine, was the subject of a recent Bananas podcast. Take a listen! omny.fm/shows/bananas-funny-…
Mike Seely retweeted
The NBA desperately needs more guys with male pattern baldness who wear multiple gold chains being coached by guys in plaid leisure suits and that’s actually a hill I’ll die on.
It’ll be super interesting to see how JJ handles Bronny. He still sucks. Hard
I already hate the Snowtime @Lakers and it’s only preseason. I want someone to Kermit Washington Austin Reaves.
I already hate the Snowtime @Lakers and it’s only preseason. I want someone to Kermit Washington Austin Reaves.
I don't know why I decided to buy a king-size Reese's Fast Break and immediately mow it down after I walked out of Safeway just now, but compared to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, the Fast Break really sucks.
For anyone – especially @Mariners fans – in need of a good cry and a glimmer of hope... nytimes.com/2026/10/12/us/gr…
Proof that the "star" label gets thrown around way too loosely nowadays. #DeddFisch








