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many of y'all pledged to post hole if red states turned blue, and the eyes of a hopeful nation are now upon you
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all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas
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i told my bf i really want to be a little cat someday and he said “Not me. I have human ambitions.” absolutely mogged
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Babysitter calls. Says the kids are asleep but the giant Marin statue is creeping her out. asks if she can move it to the basement. Parent says: “take the kids, get out of the house immediately, and call the police. we don’t have an $8000 life-sized Marin statue”
So just to be clear if you think men and women can’t be friends I think there’s something wrong with your brain and your social skills
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The problem with the media today is they don’t waste enough time on vapid bullshit that doesn’t matter
Breaking news: Guy who lives in Los Angeles has a Feeld account
October 22, 2026
Blind Items Revealed #3
October 5, 2026
So, this alliterate actor has been having a spike in popularity after his playthrough in this latest installment of a horror franchise—which I watched several weeks ago and would rate it an 8/10, although it doesn't hold a candle to the shlock-feast that was the original films. Well, a profile of his leaked from a dating app called Feeld. He makes it clear that he wants to be dominated and submissive. I didn't peg this sad-eyed heartthrob to be a member of the "whips and chains" club. As an add-on, the doomed boy-next-door self-describes himself as some other very interesting things. Who knew the baby-faced actor had such a kinky side.
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