Meg🦋

A relationship where both of y’all funny asf >>>>>>>>

Hi

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

“Be his peace” Me

when someone gets a little too close to bae

slow sex while we stare at each other's eyes

no one see you at your worst like your coworkers do LMAAOO

Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing💰💰💰

Why tf Twitter gotta show everybody what you like and comment on 😂😭😂😭

everybody has that friend that is naturally funny for no reason 😂

Y'all don't use paper plates??? Shit id use a paper pot if I could😭...... fuck them dishes

Partying with people who are heartbroken is wild… They be drinking to die 😭

Y’all ever cut someone off and they start acting like they cut you off??👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂delusional😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“you smell good” ok so eat me

My "OMW" doesn't start until u text back "Ok" idc😭

I’m the friend u can cancel on. i wasn’t going anyway

me: “ima FaceTime my bestie” *facetime unavailable* me: “bitch”

“Do it or I won’t be your friend” kids were the biggest gaslighters

I be typing “LMAO” with a straight face