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@megab00f
27 May 2023
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when the captcha image gives you sonder
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@megab00f
Nov 5
If substance abuse is so bad then how come it stopped all my favorite musicians from living past their prime?
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Nov 5
I should start a music blog
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Nov 5
crossing paths with joggers on the walk home from the club
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@megab00f
Nov 4
Remember yesterday? Yeah… that happened one day ago, today. Feel old yet?
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@megab00f
Nov 4
the first ever third eye blind song
music.apple.com/us/album/176…
Start Choppin' by Dinosaur Jr. on Apple Music
Song · 1993 · Duration 5:40
music.apple.com
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@megab00f
Nov 4
Only high IQ individuals will be able to find the egg quarter on the quarter plate.
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Nov 4
Tár 3rd act:
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@megab00f
Oct 31
and but so
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Oct 31
they don’t tell you this but you’ll end up sending texts like “not to misgender myself but lowkey us”
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Oct 31
A six-pack of Presidentes? Your erudition betrays you.
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@megab00f
Oct 31
if you arrive costumeless at a halloween party and find yourself jammed up in an and-who-are-you-type convo, you can always say you aren’t so hung up on the whole identify thing
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@megab00f
Oct 30
cheers to all my fellow low effort kim possibles
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Oct 30
we need a secular holiday for the restoration of weakening ties
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Oct 30
couples costume idea
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Oct 30
Ever heard of high fructose corn syrup? The treat itself is a trick.
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Oct 30
it’s too bad our most misunderstood hero (Elizabeth Holmes) must share the screen with our most celebrated villain (Nathan Fielder)
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Oct 30
entering the party weekend feeling terrible and crazy. as it always is
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Oct 30
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the year ends in the next room
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Oct 30
2022: I Love You Jennifer B 2024: Imaginal Disk 2026:
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