Megan

I think the only reason to be on this app at this point is to make sure this never leaves the internet’s memory. Or @elonmusk ‘s.

For a generation that idolizes Shrek, we tragically underuse the onion emoji 🧅

My kingdom for a @suecothechild and @charlottesands collab ❤️‍🩹💙

Why do I feel like we’ve been collectively complaining about how miserable printers are for, like, the entirety of their existence, and they’re still the worst piece of technology we have?

Family snuggle moments before work, when the teeth and screaming don’t exist yet 👹

If you asked me what the grossest intended-for-ingestion substance on the planet was, I literally don’t think I could say anything besides Nyquil. What the fuck.

This is the one T__T tiktok.com/t/ZTNR9sSee/

Intended vibe anyway 🦇

Shoutout to @Wendys for having the best Facebook page and simultaneously absolute worst app of all time. I am impressed and annoyed.

Can we be done with winter? -as it’s barely been winter

Petition for @edgarwright to direct every movie ever. #LastNightInSoho was a blast

I need a live action Totally Spies with Keanu Reeves, Nic Cage, and Owen Wilson.

Penny Dreadful should have just been called Sadbois.

Coldplay makes me want to suck my own eardrums out through a bendy straw.