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Cynthia making cameos in every damn franchise cracks me up #RHOP
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How rhoslc has been moving this season
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"translated from Arabic" "translated from Portuguese" "translated from French" "translated from Japanese" "translated from Spanish" "translated from Turkish" "translated from Chinese"
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Good God, the French are grinding the Japanese into a fine paste and painting the walls with their innards
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we used to get our periods at the same time
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this is genuinely how i be laughing at yall tweets in public too
HE WAS GETTING A GOOD ASS KIIIII
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Bluestone Manor should be added to the National Register of Historic Places immediately. #RHUGT
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Luann 😭 #RHUGT
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Martha Stewart stopping a random child on the street to give them water and then misgendering / misnaming the kid all while filming Real Housewives God I love Martha Stewart on Housewives 😂 #RHONY
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rissa retweeted
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The fact that Kristen Doute age 33 took her 24-year-old boyfriend James Kennedy to couples therapy instead of just breaking up with him and that’s not even top 3 worst decisions Kristen’s ever made
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rissa retweeted
i dropped the blunt and didnt flinch im alr knowin
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if you're obsessed with me, act accordingly
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rissa retweeted
nunca estive tão depressiva e safada em um setembro tanto quanto estive neste
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rissa retweeted
me acting like the liquor not strong
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got a coffee, thrifted some books and cds, and went to the farmers market
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i hate when I get drunk and become emotionally available. disgusting behavior.
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rissa retweeted
it’s nothing like debriefing w/ ur friends at dinner like the real housewives
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rissa retweeted
May all the money I irresponsibly SPEND come back to me multiplied by TEN.
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