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sexually handsome and good at dancing

Joined January 2010
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NEIGHBOUR: Michael, how's your obese dog? ME (setting my hedge trimmers down): my obese dog is fine thanks, he's indoors watching television
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conspiracy theory about how in an episode of seinfeld you can hear jason alexander laughing from the live studio audience during a scene which features george
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keep honking... i'm clonking!
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Me and the boys are gonna intubate each other later if you wanna come thru
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bro just acknowledge your malfeasance and we can move on..
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Backflips
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(hanging out with my buddy scrooge while he goes off about christmas) haha dude. you are such a grinch
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hey dude my buddy just decreed a stately pleasure dome. thinking of hitting it up. in xanadu yeah
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Computer. Voodoo Ranger Juice Force IPA. Hot.
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Just voted for the independent candidate in Islington North. I heard he’s alright.
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“You believe this? Flying babies.”
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This is - genuinely - all I need to see. @TheGreenParty is the only major party telling the truth that THE MONEY IS THERE to fix what ails the UK. I am enraged by anyone pretending otherwise. greenparty.org.uk/
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To me, all snowmen are abominable. Man's image is sacred
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doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
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I deserve a beautiful lunch. A ham sandwich on a crusty roll with hot pepper jam, provolone and arugula. And I want it to cost $18
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