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🇺🇸1st- reformed options trader, current oil futures addict. cars 2 enthusiast. 📈📉supreme monitor of all situations.

Joined March 2019
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michael stonks retweeted
paul looks upon the golden path and then is like "oh fuck i wasn't being space hitler enough? what the fuck? fuck this" and later on in the books his son is like "damn it sucks that i have to be mega space hitler i get why dad couldn't do that".
Replying to @elektracult
Because it's all about painting Paul Atreides in a very bad light so we will stop liking him lol
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michael stonks retweeted
real elite @realdailywire journalism here lmao
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Do you guys remember this episode? 🤔
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michael stonks retweeted
𝗚𝗢𝗣 [𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘆𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗢𝗰𝗰𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆]
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michael stonks retweeted
BREAKING: Netanyahu's Likud officially claims Israel's election was completely stolen by Arab parties through widespread electoral fraud, alleging bribery, intimidation, violence, double voting and ballot manipulation. Netanyahu says he is submitting hundreds of testimonies to the police, Shin Bet and the Central Elections Committee and demanding an immediate investigation. With more than 93% counted, Netanyahu's bloc stands at 53 seats and Eisenkot's at 48. Neither reaches the 61 needed to govern. It comes as Trump allies continue to discuss keeping Netanyahu on as caretaker prime minister, restart the Iran war and seek to force another vote.
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you can be tom brady, you can be steph curry! and your girl is still going.
After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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michael stonks retweeted
Average conversation between Harrison Butker and Justin Tucker in the Chiefs locker room this week be like
Replying to @hcf_m2h
how is Butker the least problematic special teamer you have LMAO
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michael stonks retweeted
Replying to @Era3TV
Of course. Here's the updated 2.0 version
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michael stonks retweeted
Frank Herbert: “I think we should be wary of Power and the people it attracts. Governments and religions are systems that can be used by manipulative people to gain power.” X user in 2026: “This movie is being made because Hollywood hates to see a man win.”
This looks great but I suspect it’s going to kill Paul in some emasculating way because Hollywood hates strong male authority figures.
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michael stonks retweeted
Gloating over the death of a young american man because he wouldn't endorse a republican nominee. These people are the scum of the earth.
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2024 was dune part 2. 2026 is dune part 3. frank herbert loved writing about the fall of messianic figures
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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michael stonks retweeted
La La Land is a great movie
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this is the type of “divine providence” george washington would write about. i mean the sheer optics of this… what are the chances? 🫣😅
“With America first allies” as they kick someone out for wearing an America First hat. This administration is so disgraceful it’s not even funny.
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January 2020 October 2026
First and last poster for Timothée Chalamet as Paul Atreides in the ‘Dune’ franchise.
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“Major flaws in government arise from a fear of making radical internal changes even though a need is clearly seen.” -chapterhouse: dune
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10x leveraged bowling alley investment portfolio groyper
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michael stonks retweeted
The admin told you themselves they're not taking it seriously. In January the GOP decided the term "mass deportations" was too politically toxic, they put Kristi fucking Noem in charge of DHS, and pussied out after 2 morons committed suicide by cop. 676,200 of the 980,000 don't count, should've been done anyway as the bare minimum. This admin doesn't have the stones to do what needs to be done and neither do you. The fact that you're continuing to defend this shit when you should be using your platform to attempt to push things in the right direction is traitorous and you should be ashamed.
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why is it.. that when i ask a plan truster straight up: where are the mass deportations? why do the numbers not support what i’m being told? they immediately resort to talking down on u. its indistinguishable from leftists. and they adopt the same trump-like aggrandizement of a deportations campaign only MARGINALLY improved from the obama era. keep coping. you don’t even care about immigration. we said “mass” for a reason.
Replying to @michael_stonks
The largest figures in history? How do I interpret the largest mass deportations operation in history in a way that convinces me the administration isn’t taking the issue seriously?
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i’m trusting the plan! obama deported more in a year than we did… but the plan trusters have assured me, trump has everything under control.😬😬😬
President Trump deported 980,000 illegal immigrants in the first 18 months of his second term, between January 2025 and July 2026, according to a MPI analysis of government data. Follow: @AFpost
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