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America’s Good Boy. Plus: Twitter graveyard for Circle Bar/#TheRockening facebook posts.

New Orleans, LA
Joined June 2013
I will give anyone a hundred bucks per tire that they pop on the band liquor stores van ! Yes I'm serious
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school walkout tomorrow 9:00AM in protest of @APMike ‘s instagram ban @bestshow4life @EggFooWhat
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I’m Lee Ving On a jet plane is this anything?
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My two Seattle talking point/vibe checks this weekend have been the 1982 Richard Pryor/ Jackie Gleason/ Ned Beatty vehicle ‘The Toy’ & “aqua-crematoriums” [look it up]
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When Jack White (Third Man exec art direction) sez your aesthetics are bad, that’s pretty bad.
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All the arby’s gone And the sky is grey On my little drive Thru Metairayyy
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Runeteenth for white pipo
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I’d like to lodge(?) a complaint AGAINST THE ROBOT POPEYES on St Charles #NOLA @Popeyes
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Bad at twitter for a dozen years.
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Roses are red Violets are blue Departure Chandelier call their style "Napoleonic War Black Metal" due to their lyrics about the Napoleonic era
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I enjoy both breakfasts but Burger King tastes like death, whereas McDonalds tastes like LIFE
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Now that i’ve written @cheaptrick’s set list for the @jazzfest, how do i get it to them? It’s perfect. They have 1 hour, 15 min. but i got 1 hour, 30 min. WHICH SHOULD BE FYNE SINCE THEY PLAY LAST & IT’s NEW ORLEANS @BunECarlosEsq open.spotify.com/playlist/30…
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Y’all (ladies) need to stay away from that damn MOON
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All the fellas clickin Yehh
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