Mickey

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I would be sleeping with one eye open if I were Harrison Butker 👀

I didn’t cry watching One Day so I must be dead inside. – at Hackney, London

Never sure if when a male cyclists says “nice bike” when I’m out riding, if they are being genuine or a fucking creep 🤷🏻‍♀️ – at Hackney, London

Oh, go get in the fucking bin Eric. – at Hackney, London

The blue Ribble gang 🔥💙 #myribble #ribblecycles @RibbleCycles – at South East, England

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but 400g tubs of Lurpak are £2.75 in Sainsbury’s. – at Hackney, London

Fucking hell I love women’s sport 🫶🏻♥️ – at Hackney, London

On this, I bought an XL jersey from @GoatStolen - arms, waistband + neck are snug. However there is enough room around the chest & back to pass as a parachute. What size/shape are women meant to be for these to fit? Tiny arms & waist but enormous boobs? It's just not reality.

I’m a very average UK size 12. Yet when shopping for cycling clothes, I’m an XL or XXL. In one particular brand, I am off the chart. If brands want to make cycling inclusive + accessible to women, then don’t make clothing that only fits smaller than average women ffs. – at Hackney, London

Having said this, getting fans to register 8 months before tour dates were even announced by parting with their money + buying a physical album was pure genius + has wheedled out so many of the fake fans. Bravo Taylor + team, you knew what you were doing, excellent work 👏🏻 – at Hackney, London

Can people already reselling Taylor Swift tickets have their tickets cancelled? You’re all bellends. #TheErasTourTickets #TaylorSwiftErasTour – at Hackney, London

We’re still singing the original lyrics, right? #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion – at Hackney, London