Michael MacEachern

Dear @SarahHuckabee, what’s it like to have one of the loudest voices in the Western Hemisphere that no one cares to listen to?

The weeknd's hair is this generations flock of seagulls.

My second oldest niece is now old enough to text 'Happy Birthday' to. This fact is scary and confusing.

All votes against came from men. Why are so many men against women in power? They're afraid they'd to do a better job. They'd be right.

For all you dudes who treat your pets like they're your children, that's kinda weird but... Happy father's day, I guess?

Pistachios: the oyster of the tree

Can someone mail me some donuts from #FEAST please? #TOdonuts

"@GQMagazine: How to look like Jon Snow gqm.ag/1S2pabs http://t.co/RwGxAcanKO" But how do we perfect that "I'm gonna cry" face?

"@RuPaul: This above all: To thine own selfie be true, but face ye olde window for best lighting http://t.co/NQhi2tEbfp" #shakesqueer

"@CBCToronto: Government expected to name 'car czar' in Toronto ift.tt/1AZWmfy http://t.co/umlEq8EGfB"Does he know what cars are?

@nnnathancarroll follow me back and I can DM you my address

@nnnathancarroll I still have your lucky pick and am leaving the city for a spell! DM me and I can get it back to you!

@blackberryhelp, is there any way I can check what network my used blackberry z30 is locked to?

"@blogTO: The best cheeseburgers in Toronto. bit.ly/9Dd8iI http://t.co/qyhyOdkkKn" Clearly haven't tried kefta @DistrictOvenTO

She's everywhere... fionasauder #staygolden instagram.com/p/vPHSUWG-Gn/

How did this get here? @gsnaps #staygolden instagram.com/p/vO-agum-BH/

#tbt to the best group costume of the millennium #sistas #hocuspocus #sneakypizza #kimsfacetho… instagram.com/p/uy7uRuG-LW/

Pumpkin Carving Masterpieces! #inthespirits #halloween #jackolantern #tradition #olaf #ghosts justjpaq instagram.com/p/urf4RGm-Nd/

Witch's Brew #halloween #costume #dyingforhalloween instagram.com/p/uqsZycm-Nq/

Some serious #muggin at #rehearsal #andthedoragoesto instagram.com/p/ulaLyjG-Gj/