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Grace Microwave User 馃尫

@microwave_user

''Wannabe assimilationist doll socialite poster''

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Joined January 2020
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My feet hurt so much, why did I walk 5km in heels last night
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If my QB was a Mormon missionary I would kill myself
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Unsure if I left the bar at 1:30am one or 1:30am two
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6 yr anniversary of coming out for the second time :)
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me when the device can perform any test
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I hate film twitter Halloween, what do you mean you're Matt Johnson and Elizabeth Holmes
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Had to hold myself back last night from telling a uniformed military guy that I like his costume
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just told a girl in a nun costume that i liked her costume and it was a real nun visiting campus
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Siddhant Adlakha@SiddhantAdlakhaOct 30
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Being a cinephile 馃憥馃憥馃憥 Being a "movie guy" 馃憤馃憤馃憤
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interpretation@materialcriticOct 30
me
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BREAKING: Grace Microwave User says having blood in Sam Altman's body is an inefficient use of the world's limited blood supply, arguing it would be better allocated to spilling it in the public square for cheering masses
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@unusual_whalesOct 30
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world鈥檚 limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom鈥檚 Hardware
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Got a ticket to see Wild Horse Nine tonight
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Meg@megannn_lynneOct 30
At this point, I know the Wild Horse Nine trailer better than I know most members of my family.
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馃彺based opossum馃彺馃毈@CrustPunk161Oct 29
RIP Patrick Stewart. At least you took a couple of the bastards with you #SuicideByCop #PatrickStewart #ACAB
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The Hard Times@REALpunknewsOct 29
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Tough week for people who were gonna dress up as Thing 1 & Thing 2 for Halloween
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@DMacWake316Oct 28
We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job鈥hiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man馃槶馃槶馃槶
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I'm invited to go out with my friends on Halloween, but they're all doing a group costume So our crew is gonna be Velma, Daphne, Fred, Shaggy, Scooby, and Elizabeth Holmes
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Ran into @reiaposting at my polling station, likely place for her to be
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