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ITS PRONOUNCED TEJAS
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GREG ABBOTT WE ARE STEALING THOSE RIMS TONIGHT
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Smoking on that Greg Abbott pack
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James Talarico has won the U.S. Senate election in Texas, defeating Republican Ken Paxton. (via NBC) He becomes the first Democrat elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since 1988.
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Greg Abbott we are wheeling you into Galveston Bay
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Just voted blue in Texas
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Terrorizing my sister at her job and almost getting her fired
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Needoh and redbull in hand
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feliz día de los muertos 🖤
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I’m genuinely washed
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No Halloween plans tonight
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Mood
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Can a retard be loved genuinely
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Goodnight #twtverse.
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I’m never cutting myhair again
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Chili on mines please
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Bisexual girls I love you
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It's almost that time of the year
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Hola
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