Writer, learner, reluctant Oxford comma convert, prone to silly goosery. β½ β» βΎ βIβve never been an inspiration before. I donβt like this much responsibility.β
Portland, OR
Joined September 2010
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has anyone thought to name their br3a$ts "hakuna" and "matata"? yes, right? this seems like low-hanging fruit.
which is, coincidentally, the name my grandma gave *her* br3aSts.
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@ExpediaHelp i have to book a flight directly with an agent because i have a case # that i need to reference in order to get credit toward my flight. please provide a direct phone number so i can speak to a human agent
iβm grateful all the time tiktok.com/t/ZPRobaUyd/
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not many ppl know court is short for cortisol ππΌββοΈ#advertising tiktok.com/t/ZPRoMsC7p/
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my gf's π is so beautiful i told her it belonged in a museum. she asked which one and i said holocaust.
listen, it's a good joke.
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i wrote more cries for help and attention courtbishop.substack.com/p/tβ¦
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can we all just agree that @jimbodragclown is one of the best drag performers of all-time?
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my dog does not seem impressed by the βjudasβ choreo iβm *FRIGGIN KILLING* while iβm cleaning my apartment.
i take this as a blatant act of homophobia. #dobetter
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karma = your boyf;
karma = a b!tch;
your boyf = a b!tch.
rly never thought iβd use algebra again after college.