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Lifelong friend of @blues_traveler. Raconteur. My dog thinks I'm funny. 2 time fantasy football champion*

Wisconsin via Suburban Chicago
Joined July 2009
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Chanting "Detroit Sucks" in my living room
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We did it for Hank
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Somewhere, Ueck is smiling. 💛💙
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You know why the Stanley Cup ceremony is great? Because the trophy isn't given to the owner first.
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If you showed this to someone at any point in CFB history they would be too stunned to speak
Conference leaders after Week 8️⃣📈
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More Americans have died at the hands of the 2008 florida gators than Ebola
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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USC just realized they ran away from Utah and joined a conference with like 6 Utahs 😂
Side bar. I just don’t find BIG 10 football enjoyable or fun to watch. Yes, USC played horrendously. Yes, they deserve to lose. But having every team try to shorten the game on you and getting seven or eight possessions is just not a fun product.
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USC blew up the Pac-12 and cancelled the longest intersectional rivalry in College Football just to lose to Wisconsin on a random Saturday. Please never ever fire Lincoln Riley. Extend him.
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We only got two games left??? Who planned this?? I want to speak to a manager!!
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College Football is so fun bc you wake up thinking you're going to watch a UCF game later and never imagine being confronted with the question of "what happens if a kick is blocked but recovered for 4th down but the kicker's helmet came off so there's a run off"
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The #Badgers are going to have beaten the last three ranked teams they’ve seen at home with their QBs throwing for 24, 92 and 58 yards, respectively.
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Badger fans watching their team embarrass Lincoln Riley’s USC and the Brewers tie the World Series on the big screen
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The CFP Committee has issued a statement:
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Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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The Big Ten West. You killed the man, not the idea.
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Can't you people read!?!?!
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he never fails
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