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"The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk. It's water that is lying about being milk." - Ron Swanson
The bartender in my small hometown just told me I was “a blessing” to the normal karaoke lineup tonight. My life is complete.
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Right now, there is a nationwide assault on our LGBTQ+ community, especially our trans neighbors, family, and friends. It’s dangerous, wrong, and un-American.
I want to send a message to anyone living in a state that doesn’t respect who they are: Michigan has a place for you.
As January is #nationalmentoringmonth I think on something @ItsJoshPeck talks about in his book - finding your apostles. People who are honest with you even if it’s hard to hear or you’re not ready to hear it. Thank them today and know their in your corner ❤️
Replying to @TheRock
@TheRock made an appearance at our work retreat - how cool would it be for him to show up again for our summer summit? I mean the theme this year IS “Rock the Rubric” so.. you in? (Ps I work for a non profit @YSMichigan and you’d be inspiring those who inspire young minds!) ❤️
“The reason people are funny usually isn’t funny at all” - @ItsJoshPeck I felt that
Some lil 8 year old just asked me for $2 to buy a lighter then asked if he could “pet my babies head”. So, yeah.
Thank you, elderly man with a chain at the family dining establishment who was sitting with his wife, for complimenting me & offering to buy my dinner. I should note it’s 100 degrees out and nothing cute fits me yet since having the baby, so. Happy Wednesday?
But did you get a picture of your dad holding a potato today? #StPatricksDay #HeIsPat
I’ve never seen as many big-for-no-reason trucks as I have being back in my small, Indiana home town
You ever get that can’t sleep at night type of anxiety when you start thinking about how much life costs to just be alive? Or how you spent thousands of dollars you can’t get back from a wedding you started planning before Covid hit? Yeah, me either..
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All of this for Donald Trump. A fucking clown if there ever was one. What a country.
With them Indians boys on them Indiana nights
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