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@misandrism

Haven't had a gay thought since 2017, it's fully resolved.

 hell and jail
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Joined March 2014
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Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?
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hal@commeowdoreOct 22
i almost died in a horrific microsoft authenticator accident
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Just deployed, for perhaps the first time in my life, a “What do you want me to say” to auto-end a situation where I clearly knew I was wrong. Feels profoundly bad and mean and dismissive. Don draper was a monster .
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When that guy was in the tiger exhibit why didn’t anyone just go Pspspsps
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Does anyone know if theres any websites that have anything on them besides sex tips from people who were quarantined in high school
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Nobel in literature awarded for same reason
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 7
Chemistry Nobel awarded for solving mystery of life's asymmetry bbc.in/4yDjwXp
Nobel Prize in Chemistry awarded to Kagan and Soai

Nobel Prize in Chemistry awarded to Kagan and Soai

The prize was given to the French and Japanese scientists for solving the mystery of life's asymmetry.

bbc.com
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(making a move in chess that places the board in a state of pure and effortless harmony, where both me and my opponent could win with a single move but nonetheless feel compelled to remain in this perfect arrangement, eternally) Soulmate!
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Doing this at hatsune Miku’s hologram
HEARD ESNY 🪩🎃 (@occasionaldsco) profile pictureHEARD ESNY 🪩🎃
@occasionaldscoSep 27
why are we trauma dumping on this man jfc
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Image from darah (@dewgirlonline)
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Just had the craziest Runner’s High Flashback… haven’t even gone on a run in 10 years.
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It’s sooooo random that at lunchtime there’s still 5 hours left in the workday… And it’s starting to feel like a pattern.
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Replying to @saxifrage2127
@saxifrage2127
Image from my life is a living hell. every minute is torture (@on_da_spectrum)
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Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.
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Wasian girl: Um should I like dye my hair Milk Tea white girls: Ummm.. ? Me (professional translator between wasians and white girls): It’s like old money bronde color-matched for a True summer . White girls: Ohhhhhh
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Poem about doing nothing in your rental apartment. bunnyrabbit.substack.com/p/l…
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daily affirmations: worrying will not change anything, punishing myself will not change anything, Annihilating my entire family and then myself will not change anything.
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Sylvia Plath
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Shifting into Observational Humor. Hey man. I’ve observed that you no longer take interest or pleasure in your day-to-day activities and your baseline mood has drastically dropped, with these symptoms persisting for a duration greater than three months.
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no one else is really listening to her a little extra today, but us The Beach Boys fans are.
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