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@mistakewizard

i eschewed the tongs deliberately

Joined January 2017
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preemptively swinging on dudes in clown makeup like i’m batman
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#RingoStarr (@ringostarrmusic) profile picture
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@ringostarrmusicOct 30
Hanging out with my bony friend, peace and love
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we never got Mindhunter S3 but we got You Can See Everything with Nathan Fielder and Amanda Seyfried and maybe that’s enough
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just a heads up: if you tell your server “i appreciate you” but you don’t tip, your words & your actions aren’t in alignment
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Dmytro Tyshenko@dima_ti1Sep 22
Replying to @stardusthome
They don't know I've made my mind a sunless space
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guy on a date who keeps asking “it’s very erotic, don’t you think?”
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victor’s airpods@tequila__KTSep 14
dialectical thinkers ONLY
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kids coming up in the game ain’t even using Crazy Frog samples in their tracks anymore
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young players got no respect for the GOAT
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moving into my new place. some views and additions~
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all the food groups
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Timo Tjahjanto@TimobrosAug 29
Fair, but why does the baby crawl upwards like the dead kid in Trainspotting.
Alex Patrascu (@maxescu) profile pictureAlex Patrascu
@maxescuAug 28
The anti-AI crowd doesn't understand two things: 1. How to be civil on social media 2. You can generate absolutely anything with AI
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update:
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number one guy (@mistakewizard) profile picturenumber one guy@mistakewizardAug 18
i got a hand tattoo and it only just occurred to me that i can no longer use my hands anonymously
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just got approved to move into a one bedroom apartment, so i am manifesting the True Detective Season One apartment of my dreams
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one of my managers asked me what a good housewarming gift would be… i said “get me a whimsical crucifix”
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngleAug 18
she’s performing at the top 1% of the white girl game here - this must be like how men feel when someone who should have retired comes back for one last triumphant season in sports, like even rooting against her team it’s still incredible to see a master athlete play
Nancy Mace (@NancyMace) profile pictureNancy Mace
@NancyMaceAug 17
Thoughts and prayers to all those affected by my sleeves. Made the mistake of opening my social media this afternoon. Some of yall are OUT OF CONTROL. My biceps should NOT be a news story. We have more important things to worry about. Goodness. And God Bless America. 🙏🇺🇸
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i got a hand tattoo and it only just occurred to me that i can no longer use my hands anonymously
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i wanted to make a video where i work with clay, but if my hands are in it, it’s just me working clay for my own video. the illusion is gone
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can’t stop watching it
abby☃️MERRY CHRISTMAS🍉 (@abbywillwrite) profile pictureabby☃️MERRY CHRISTMAS🍉@abbywillwriteAug 15
dude i was just crying laughing to that video of the polar bear dancing at the daycare
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Image from mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento (@GarlicCorgi)
Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) profile pictureJose Canseco
@JoseCansecoAug 14
Sit.\nTing here at the airport , watching everybody hustle , and move around like a bunch of ants stressed out just to pay taxes to pay our government , which is filled with pedophiles and corrupt individuals
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