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Here Is my FRIENDSHIP chart! I Like .. Almost everyone. #LetsBeFriends.
#Dortween approaches! What are you dressing up as this year? 👀
Nurse Harrow may have won before #Dort, but Dort's excited to be reunited with The Doorman! Vote Dort!
you call yourselves dort's friend and yet dort is losing the hero vote by a landslide...are you really a #Dortling?
Dort is...quite fond of that Solomon fellow...He may have beat me at chess but I beat him at one thing: Manslaughter!
dort loves these me mes you guys have . Today I learned about Hawk Tuah! Haha #SpitOnThatThang
Dort tummy hurt. Note to self— Don’t eat human innards past 5 PM! #MYBowelsIrritatedAF!!!


