I am Chuck. My icon is a pirate emoji. It's also a lampoon of the old default icon. Yeah, it's pretty lame, but I don't have much to prove in my Twitter bio.
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined May 2008
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From a very young age, I knew I wanted to be an actor and comedian. But it turns out, that's a ton of work.
Really, I just wanted to make jokes at inappropriate times and play Dungeons & Dragons. And in that, I have succeeded.
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NEW LAWSUIT: Trump’s budget chief & acting head of CFPB has manufactured a funding crisis to completely defund the agency.
We're challenging the Trump admin's unlawful attempt to stop the CFPB from doing its Congressionally mandated job by starving it of funding.
Welp, Elon finally done it. I ain't generating content for this site anymore, so please find me elsewhere to enjoy my acerbic wit.
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If any big companies want to blackmail me with advertising I'm probably fine with it, so hit me up in my DMs.
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I got the invite, so now I'm at mistergone DOT bluesky etc etc etc
Does anyone care? Is social media finally dead now (except Insta and TikTok)?
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Elon (allegedly) believes we live in a simulation where he is the main character, so that makes all of us bots.
At the end of the day, this remains Elon Musk’s fundamental problem:
He keeps trying to find, sue and squash the secret society of people that’s telling everyone to hate him and his ideas.
But, in reality, people are perfectly capable of coming to that conclusion on their own.
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Dialog in the film indicates that there was a contracted agreement between the two, and Nedry was unable to fulfill his end, and was seeming to demand more money.
The real problem in JP was the lack of a competent project manager.
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I posit that there is some function f(x) for which, "Increase taxes by f(x) for everyone who makes more than me," is a policy that could get wide support and could set a progressive tax policy that would fix wealth inequality.
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"[Donald Trump] will probably reduce crime in the real estate business by no longer working in the real estate business."
-Pete Davidson, on the upside of Donald Trump's election in 2016
apnews.com/article/donald-tr…
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Wow, this is really weird that this happened and no one saw it coming or warned anyone about it.
rollingstone.com/culture/cul…
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I've been a dungeon master for 30 years, and I haven't gotten much material gain for it. And zero sex, which is fine.
Mostly I do it because the stories in my head won't stop coming, and because I like people getting excited about those stories.
But I would be cool with pizza.
I’ve been a dungeon master for 30 years. I’ve been given pizza, D&D books, tapes/CDs, a beat up old Chevy II Nova to rebuild and even sexy times by a past ex who loved dragons.
Do you need to be paid to be a pro? I still (and always will) think of my self as an amateur DM.
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This doesn't logically follow.
Millions of Americans own Lost Season 1 on DVD, but no one NEEDS Lost Season 1 on DVD.
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Zero.
Any given kobold is going to be more motivated to fight me than I am motivated to fight back.
I mean, whatever has happened to lead up to getting me in this situation, I am now in combat with one or more kobolds, and obviously I've already fucked up.
How many kobolds do you think you could beat in a fight.
You, personally.
You can pick your non-firearm weapon even.
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