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Just a casual fan that's passionate about @MLB service time manipulation. High hopes? #RingTheBell #RedOctober

Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2019
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
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Brewers were a juggernaut all year and this series only proved them further right
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
Resilience is an understatement. 🙏 Congratulations Zack Wheeler on being recognized as the 2026 Players Choice Awards NL Comeback Player! @Phillies
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And just like that, we have no idea when we'll see a live MLB game next
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Dave can start making mind blowing moves soon? 🤯
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
Every one-year MLB Free Agent Contract given out by the Phillies since Dave Dombrowski took over as President of Baseball Options: Craig Kimbrel 1 Year, $10 Million Corey Knebel 1 Year, $10 Million Max Kepler 1 Year, $10 Million Adolis Garcia 1 Year, $10 Million Jordan Romano 1 Year, $8.5 Million Whit Merrifield 1 Year, $8 Million Brad Hand 1 Year, $6 Million Jeurys Familia 1 Year, $6 Million Archie Bradley 1 Year, $6 Million David Robertson 1 Year, $6 Million Chase Anderson 1 Year, $4 Million Joe Ross 1 Year, $4 Million Brad Miller 1 Year, $3.5 Million Matt Moore 1 Year, $3 Million Spencer Turnbull 1 Year, $2 Million Josh Harrison 1 Year, $2 Million Odubel Herrera 1 Year, $1.75 Million Johan Camargo 1 Year, $1.4 Million Kolby Allard 1 Year, $1 Million Zach Pop 1 Year, $900,000
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
Twitch CEO Dan Clancy has announced “Stream Recaps” A highlight reels of clips from livestreams that let viewers catch up on missed streams, which allows streamers to keep audiences engaged
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
Trading just got competitive 🔥 With TornyTrade you’re not just placing trades—you’re going head-to-head on a live leaderboard. Hourly tournaments. Real-time results. See where you stack up. Right now, they have a free $500 tournament you can enter for Thursday
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
You didn’t have to pay to protect that leg. We already had your back. 🤝 FAIR PLAY™ MAX activated for eligible Saquon Barkley player props impacted by his injury. $0 protection fee. Because fairness should be free.
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
Full game protection from injuries is AWESOME 👏 👏 So many bettors had Barkley in their parlays for MNF and @FanaticsSports saved the day
You didn’t have to pay to protect that leg. We already had your back. 🤝 FAIR PLAY™ MAX activated for eligible Saquon Barkley player props impacted by his injury. $0 protection fee. Because fairness should be free.
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Tough loss, half the roster is on the injury report. At least my Pierce player prop was protected 🦅
You didn’t have to pay to protect that leg. We already had your back. 🤝 FAIR PLAY™ MAX activated for eligible Dameon Pierce player props impacted by his injury. $0 protection fee. Because fairness should be free.
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Defenses came to play tonight in WS Game 3
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
Definitely would use my FanCash from the Triple TD jackpot to get this 2000 Tom Brady RC 🔥
1,635 winners are taking home $153 in FanCash in addition to their parlay payouts for winning Week 7’s NFL Triple TD Jackpot 🤑🤑🤑
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This was one of the worst things that MLB did for the fan. Tickets are already expensive and now you gotta pay another $50 to get a physical ticket. Nickel and diming us every chance they get
Pretty lame. I’m standing in line at the ticket office to get a printed ticket for my first ever #WorldSeries and an hour in they stopped printing them and the $50 commemorative ones because it’s suddenly a “safety issue” and put this sign up. They’ll have a QR code we can scan to order a ticket. What the fuck. You couldn’t have said that to us earlier??
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
If you’re not betting your NBA player props on @FanaticsSports what are you doing 🤑! Always having your back 🔥
Exits with 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter? Doesn't matter. We have your back. 🤝 FAIR PLAY™ MAX activated for eligible Paolo Banchero player props impacted by his injury. $0 protection fee. Because fairness should be free.
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This is awesome! 💯
Cherish those October moments 🥹🍁 Check your DMs, we’re sending you $1K in FanCash 💸
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
Dimers just dropped an insane gem on opening day. This tool is unreal.
🤝 Paid partnership
NBA player prop projections have been upgraded 🏀 Rebuilt completely: → Projections for very player, every stat → Our number vs the consensus and every book → Hit rates, game logs and availability 2-day free preview in the app. Search Dimers on the App Store and Google Play.
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
Full-game injury protection, no extra fees, and it automatically applies to everyone. Fanatics Sports raising the bar with Fair Play™ Max ✍️
🤝 Paid partnership
Our Pledge to you ... Full Game fairness should be FREE. So we're stepping up and setting the standard again. We've got you covered with FULL-GAME injury protection on every bet 🤝
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Depressed Phillies Fan retweeted
It’s official: all NBA and NFL injuries will be protected all season long for the ENTIRE game. @FanaticsSports just changed the game. 👀
🤝 Paid partnership
Paying for protection? Not on our watch. Here’s our pledge to ALL sports bettors. FREE injury protection on all @NFL & @NBA player prop bets with FAIR PLAY™ MAX. Coverage for the full season; including the playoffs. Fairness should be free. 🤝
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