moanup

“Unlucky”

That kingfisher picture is shit

Joe Swash creeps me out

Who knew the government’s ‘be ready’ campaign was about Walliams

Computer says nonce etc

It’s 9/11

I love it when it rains on fireworks night, I call it the David Walliams because it’s so unpleasant for kids

Divad Williams

Million pound shit more like

They should have put Pat Sharp in with James Blunt

I hope we eventually find out who the Harry Potter twink is

Amazing, we’ll save a whopping £45 a year after the gas bill changes. I’m spending mine on a return ticket to London on a busy and/or cancelled train.

Teachers absolutely need two weeks off at half term, it must be so tiring working 9am-3pm four days a week

Don’t need a 3 day stockpile of food and water if you have a tap and deliveroo

They’ll be glad to get back to their families!

Still don’t know who the Harry Potter kid is in the traitors. Working Saturdays in H&M doesn’t make you a celebrity

Wedding banger

After this collab with Chrissy, Hybrid went on the invent the Prius

Music wise the 00’s was shite

Xecution Factor, wronguns sing to simon cowell, winner gets shot live on telly