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if i make it to the morning, i should come with a warning... you can find me staring at clouds.

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pls dont let armed robbers see this
Na everyday person dey withdraw 5k for POS. At this point, I think the best line of action is to just withdraw 100k over the counter from the bank, take it home, keep it in my wardrobe and start making my daily expenses from there.
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both the ones that carry gun and the ones that dont carry gun
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I don try am before and from my own experience.... AVOID AT ALL COSTS 🤣
Na everyday person dey withdraw 5k for POS. At this point, I think the best line of action is to just withdraw 100k over the counter from the bank, take it home, keep it in my wardrobe and start making my daily expenses from there.
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loverpeople sha, not me witnessing love being forged in the hallways of the immigration office. came for passport, but leaving with a potential sneaky link/life partner. the persons involved won.
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rarely is there a process of migration that doesnt involve a humiliation/subjugation song and dance. It is irritating
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I’ve had the “Be my eyes” App for sometime now. It’s for visually impaired people. I’ve taken only one call where I helped an old man find his cane. What are the odds that yesterday, I picked a call from a teacher in Gombe all the way in Canada as his fellow country woman. Mind you, you can’t see their details but once I picked the call, the accent??? I’m like this is definitely Nigerian. He gives me the brief that he’s a teacher, he needs my help to see if the students are complying, people at the window etc. So the class was majorly in English but when anyone was misbehaving, he spoke Hausa. The students were five and it was a civics class. It made my day because as a Nigerian I’m like, our people are truly the same. You know you’re visually impaired, you’ll carry your phone to where students outside the class are disturbing that I should direct you to who is laughing; oga they can mob you, go back to your class let’s handle your five students 😂 I was such a report card yesterday. Him: Madam, have they submitted their papers? who is laughing? Is anyone telling him the answer? Me: “Yes, go left, that one- he’s laughing” 😂😂. “There’s someone at the window oo”, “The person presenting is asking other people”. Hearing words like- “loud your voice”, “if you don’t say it out, you will enter suffer” made me smile so much. He had no idea I was all the way in Canada or even Nigerian. It was towards the end I asked where he was and he said Gombe. Super happy I could contribute to his confidence yesterday as a teacher. He seemed to absolutely love showing up for these folks and I could see it gave him a sense of purpose as well. Welldone @BeMyEyes you’re doing a great job💐
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There’s something called a stress induced stroke, so this is a reminder to slow down and relax. No go do pass yourself, just breathe.
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anyways, corper shun and dat....
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7+ years a pharmacist, they love to see it
So, guys, guess who is getting inducted into the noble pharmacy profession today 🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥. Too grateful to God for seeing me through. More as the day goes on.
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Day 13 and it has given me so much clarity thus far.
my sexual partners have woken up to the news on my instagram stories. I am going on a celibacy journey, when i find what I am looking for, I will get down at the bus stop and tell you people what I was seeking on this journey
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Pls follow and read my medium: mobolxji.medium.com
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i now have a cough, thanks to all of yesterday's talking lool. Issokay
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Everything is a muscle, you gotta work it 😉
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Art in any form-music, movies or artwork. Delicious food also has a way of bringing that spark back.
Where do you go when you are exhausted by life but don’t want to die?
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MCBH. retweeted
Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.
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scrim 🤣🤣🤣 i wonder what my therapist will say sha
I remember one time i dey complain to therapist about girl. The Therapist tell me say na similar thing he dey go through right now with him own girlfriend
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can't an overthinking talkative BREATHE?
“When love finds me again I hope it’s gentle” lmaooo for you wey before dem talk 1 you don talk 100?🤣
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i too, need to be tricked for 3 days 😭🤣
This is when he realized he is going on the trip with them 🥹 the change in mood 😂🫶
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