𝒎ohan .

ㅤ ☤; —————— 𝒎ohan , 𝒔amira ᅠᅠ⠀

that wig is terrifying on you . which makes it good for halloween . yesihatethatthing

this is what chairs has looked like since about 3pm yesterday . still looks like that .

three pts glued together by the sides because of a “ three - headed sideshow freak ” costume . only using a modified shirt let them move separately and “ shattered the illusion ” . two got so drunk that they had to wait until now to come in for separation .

turning into a kit kat because of all the kit kats i'm eating today .

this is a lot tamer than @nightsclose's long wig and no shirt combination .

🫩*

you're scared !

bet . c'mon then .

🫩* left him in bed this morning to walk in to a school bus accident . no kids on the bus but the driver played monster trucks with traffic .

afraid you'd be non-stop zapped ?

what is this constant craving for french fries and a giant soda ?

my first victim !

( doesn't light up after reading her expression . ) oh . oh , no . you don't want it there ?

like the you ate bad sushi type or — ( gaze snaps to tabby's so fast she almost gives herself whiplash . blinking rapidly . )

does it involve bailing you out and somehow not involving sammy because i can almost guarantee he probably already knows , but i bet i could trigger some amnesia with a well-placed blow to the back of the head .