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Gneiss

@moidolite

32/ Giant runaway pig with maximum confidence/CA geologist

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2019
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Getting a hot dog then practicing how to be more off putting (the hot dog is not involved in that, that's a treat for me)
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Paying my respects one last time 🫡
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What the fuck
Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) profile pictureJeff Passan
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Reliever Evan Phillips and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a three-year, $35 million contract. Biggest deal of the winter so far sends the veteran to Atlanta, which already has one of the best bullpens in baseball.
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They're sending me to Wyomissing, PA to answer for my crimes
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People keep putting Angles in A tier as bait when it deserves it off merit :(
yzwdg0222 (@yzwdg0222) profile pictureyzwdg0222@yzwdg022223h
All strokes albums ranked objectively
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A beautiful woman named DUO mobile calls me every morning when I log in to my work computer #NiceTry
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I'm so back
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I hate Orange County so much lmao
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Also no one warned me lower leg tattoos are awful when they heal
Gneiss (@moidolite) profile pictureGneiss@moidoliteNov 6
Driving at rush hour to Rialto for a tattoo might have given actual factual cancer
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Modding cars in my 20s - install the engine exploder Modding cars in my 30s - Japanese floor mats 🙂
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I swear to God if the instrument cluster is a screen I'm going to hurt myself on live television
Ford Racing (@FordRacing) profile pictureFord Racing
@FordRacingNov 10
You’ll want to hear this. For the drivers, with an all-motor heart born from racing.  Ford Mustang Cobra, a Legacy Reborn.  The story continues in 2027.
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I can't believe we lost the V8 challenger for this
George Roush (@GeorgeRoush) profile pictureGeorge Roush
@GeorgeRoushNov 8
Pleased to announce that I've reached a settlement with Stellantis for the issues I've experienced with my Charger EV. This will likely be my final post about the car as the settlement will most likely come with an NDA. Uncertain, but we'll find out next week.
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I'm so pissed I can't be a night elf named Mitsubishi Eclipse
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SoCal is a land of unfathomable beauty but it also produces double Joker punisher truck emblem guys at a pretty large clip
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Louis@bigmanpezzaNov 7
27 No girlfriend, I think I might get into world of Warcraft
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Thinkin bout a crisp cold Dr pepper rn
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The Gulag (@WelcomeTheGulag) profile pictureThe Gulag
@WelcomeTheGulagNov 6
Houthi anti-tank unit takes out a vehicle of the Saudi-backed mercenaries from across an entire mountain valley!
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We're so back
Lockslip (@Lockslipband) profile pictureLockslip@LockslipbandNov 6
The Conversation, our debut album, is out now. bleakhouse.vyd.co/LockslipTh…
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5x5 Transcontinental Bluenami Edition
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Driving at rush hour to Rialto for a tattoo might have given actual factual cancer
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Super_Yan@Super__YanNov 4
I hope every Californian who didn't vote yes on prop 40 gets slowly lowered into the Dip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit in front of their entire family
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