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Austin, TX
Joined January 2012
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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l am crying😂😭
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This goes HARD
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All it took was £451.3m spent this summer, three unbelievably fortunate refereeing decisions, and a foundation built off two decades of financial doping. Bravo 👏
7️⃣ Enzo Maresca, the first manager in the Premier League history to win all his first 7 games in charge.
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Just to be clear, this is essentially them admitting guilt to everyone in the world but trying to get off on a technicality. This is the worst form of scum. Dirty and shameless.
🚨JUST IN: Manchester City will argue on appeal that their principal sponsorships were funded by the Abu Dhabi government, not the club’s owner.
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Growing up, a hit song crossed demographics whether the genre was your favorite or not. People who don’t primarily listen to country still know Dolly, Shania, Carrie, The Chicks, etc. because they made actual hit records that crossed over. If a song can spend 23 weeks at #1, breaking records that stood for 20+ years, while a huge portion of the public is sincerely saying they’ve never heard it, maybe the conversation isn’t “people hate country.” Maybe @RollingStone should be writing about how streaming-era chart dominance no longer equals cultural dominance because there’s some trickery at play. That’s the real story being avoided. Don’t gaslight us.
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard ‘Choosin’ Texas’ Proclaiming you're unfamiliar with Ella Langley's record-setting song has a lot in common with saying "I listen to anything but country." rollingstone.com/music/music…
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this might just be my late-millennial showing but there was a stretch from halfway through season one to about midway through season three where this show operated on a level I don’t think any sitcom has ever matched
'Community' premiered 17 years ago today!
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This is the winner
Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window
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The dog that’s just a triangle 😭
groomers are now dyeing dogs…
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When your opps spinning your block but you were raised to become a Green Lantern ❇️
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The time has come. We had a good run chaps
This is GPT-6 Astra. Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.
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went to bed at 2am - logged into teams at 6am
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Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said
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🚨 EXCL : Arsenal Football Club have personal terms agreed in principle with Vinicius Junior. Roc Nation will go armed into negotiations with Real Madrid with a monstrous offer from the English Champions…….over to you Vinicius Junior. Story W/ @MrArsenicTM
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Lmao he broke it down real good
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they got the new captain america on the front lines vs doom
The first trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been released. In theaters on December 18.
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USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium
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#AVFC consider Morgan Rogers among the top five players in the PL. Believe he is worth more than what Man City are paying for Anderson and the value of other No 10s, including Wirtz, with Rogers more experienced in the PL. The history of British transfer fees @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7396856…
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Niggas owe you 10K and start ghosting. Keep the money bro I just want my friend back
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Arsenal FC The NY Knicks 🤝 Beating Spurs 4-1
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