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AHH I DID STUPID SHIT DURING COVID AHH THEY PUT ME BACK IN OFFICE AND AHH I FUCKED IT UP AGAIN AHH
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It didn’t turn out so well for those communists though. I don’t know if we have anyone to step up though.
You may think he's joking, but this is what the communists did to nuns in Spain during the civil war. Defiling corpses. Believe them when they tell you who they are.
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You may think he's joking, but this is what the communists did to nuns in Spain during the civil war. Defiling corpses. Believe them when they tell you who they are.
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jößęph⛳️ retweeted
Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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Oh noes! Everything is fake and gay, but in blue! I liked it better when everything was fake and gay in red!
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Just give Texas back to Mexico.
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jößęph⛳️ retweeted
The “P” in TPUSA must stand for pussy, because this guy would be drinking his meals if he hit me.
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MeeMaw has a bowl of beans and cornbread for lunch and then a fistful of circus peanuts for dessert. Washes it all down with two huge cups of black coffee and wonders why her stomach gets upset.
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This is the neighbor.
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I had a Granny Smith Apple after lunch and a big salad with my dinner. Tomorrow morning is going to be busy.
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Cuck mindset.
We need to go back to being a society that accepts apologies. She’s very, very young. She’s poisoned by an academic bubble. She deserves a second chance. Everyone does.
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Shake N Bake doesn’t include baggies anymore, telling you to use a reusable container cuz “the environment”. Cheap fucks.
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Leaves steal about three golf balls a round but IDGAF I still have two boxes of two dozen Precept Laddies left. They’re vintage.
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I heard music over the woods last night, some kind of Halloween party. So at 8:42 I sang them the song of my people. The leafblower is the shred-metal of lawn care equipment.
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We still have a shitload of clocks to change. She has like 15 watches alone, and I change every one of them cuz OCD.
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Mamadani isn’t a better politician, he just has a larger percentage of immivaders to put him into office in NYC than El Sayed does in the whole state of MI.
I constantly see people equate El Sayed with Mamdani, but a HUGE difference is that Mamdani is very skilled and suiting up and giving “happy class president” energy, which is appealing to normies and conceals his radicalism, whereas El Sayed seems so bitter and resentful. Just a total vacuum of charisma.
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Update; it was a fat and juicy chicken.
Ingles fried chicken is a crap-shoot. Taste-wise it’s better than Popeye’s and KFC but not as good as Bojangles. However, they will fry some skinny-ass chickens though.
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