DancingMonkey

At dawn I started hopping on my owner. She kept sleeping. I was sure she was just pretending. So I put her to the test. With a firm movement, I pushed her glasses off the table. She spoke immediately: I’ll skin you if you broke them. I was right again. I knew she wasn’t asleep.🐈‍⬛

My owner spent her money unnecessarily again today. She bought a book on a psychological topic titled "Free Will". I don't even understand why she'd bother reading it at all, because as long as I'm here, she certainly won't experience anything like that.📕🐈‍⬛

I was about to say goodbye to my owner when she said she would be working from home. I was very happy and thought: if I take on a little work, I’ll get some extra playtime in return. I offered to help but she said that lying on the keyboard doesn’t count as administrative work.🐈‍⬛

You can see that I didn’t do anything wrong, but my owner said, “Enough with the boxes, we don’t live in a garbage dump and now I’m throwing them all away.” I don’t even know what to say. I’m searching for words, as I try to piece together my broken, tiny, innocent soul.🐈

Today my owner decided to get up at 9am. I seriously thought she was hibernating and she just forgot to say it. Sure, I got some food at 4am, but by 9am, an eternity had passed. My favorite canned food was on the table, I still didn't have the special technical feat to open it.🐈

I worked so hard all day that even my claws were worn out. When my owner got home and saw my creation, she just stood there and stared. She didn’t say a word. Some artworks are so stunning they leave you at a loss for words. I think that’s what happened to her, too.🐾🐈

We picked a few quinces from the tree so my owner could make compote from them. During the preparation, she proved that slicing quince is one of the most dangerous kitchen operations. In the end, at the cost of some blood sacrifice, she managed to make this delicacy for herself.

My owner went to the forest, promising to bring something delicious. I figured it would surely be hare liver or roast venison for dinner. But she brought mushrooms, not meat. So I had to make do with a tired autumn fly that flew in through the door in the hope of a better life.🐈‍⬛

On the first two days of November we remember those who are no longer with us but we will forever cherish their memory, their love, and the moments we shared with them in our hearts. Let us think of them with gratitude, as they remain a part of our lives through our memories.❤️🕯️

With the arrival of November come foggy mornings, early darkness and quieter days of remembrance but late fall also holds many beauties and small joys. Let's try to find some little beauty in every day and prepare ourselves worthily for a December full of hopes, lights and gifts.

My owner tried on her makeup for tomorrow night today because she’s going to a Halloween party.🎃 I just stared at her in shock. Since then, I've been trying to process how this woman was able to access a makeup kit, while she clearly failed to gain access to any common sense.🐈

Do you think my owner can see me? Or do you see me hiding here from where you’re looking? I need to go over the basic rules of hiding and ambushing again because I feel like my practical skills have gotten a bit rusty. I’ll enjoy her reaction when I suddenly jump in front of her.

While my owner was putting my dinner in my bowl, I climbed up on the table. Not because it’s forbidden, but solely to check whether it’s still forbidden.🐈 You can see that I didn't even touch her dinner. (I saw that I got a much tastier food than what she's going to eat.)😸

Today is a special day: National Black Cat Day.🐈‍⬛ Many people believe black cats bring bad luck but the truth is quite the opposite: they bring love and good luck, they are loyal, affectionate and grateful. Don’t let old beliefs or superstitions influence how you relate to them.

This is the ad I’m posting now: It’s well known that petting cats is just as effective as any kind of sedative and helps relieve stress. If you want to improve your mental well-being, come see me! In exchange for a little treat, you can pet me, and maybe I'll even purr for you.🐈

This pose is absolute comfort combined with maximum defensive reflexes. If anyone tried to wake me up now, they’d only be risking their own safety. I'm asleep but my senses are on alert and I can even hear my owner's thoughts about my dinner. I hope she serve it soon.🐈‍⬛

The clocks change tomorrow at dawn. My owner is very optimistic. She thinks she can sleep an hour more. However, my internal biological clock will be as precise as a Swiss watch, signaling the usual time. So, when it comes to my breakfast, I am not open to any negotiations.⏰🐈‍⬛

On this beautiful, sunny October day, I was walking lonely through the park. Suddenly I noticed a little girl sitting on a bench petting cats. I went over to her, sat down, and waited patiently, because a little love and attention are always worth the wait.🍂🧡🐈

I got a really delicious dinner, which I quickly devoured. Then I asked for a little more. And a little more. I must say that the introduction of the internationally recognized cat unit of measurement known as “a little more” is meeting with serious resistance in our house.🐈‍⬛

Another day where I am forced to confront my own perfection. Not everyone gets to share a roof with an autumn-colored beauty. So I told my owner that since she wouldn't find any autumn decorations prettier than me, she should spend the money set aside for them on treats instead.