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Comic who just learned he's Clinically Autistic.

Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2021
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My dad can't help himself
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With the NWS issuing a Severe Thunderstorm Watch for New York City, it’s possible a Warning may also be issued. Know the difference between a Watch and a Warning:
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If you google "was the hawk tuah girl fired" you'll get listings that say she was, and listings that say she wasn't, and listings that say she's running for president with reasons you should vote for her
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As far as 3rd party candidates go she can't be worse than a brain worm.
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Does Elon read every tweet with the word "Elon" in it?
50%Yes
0%No
50%Elon can't read
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They begging you to come fart on them.
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NYC > EVERYWHERE ELSE > NJ – at Lincoln Square, Manhattan
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Being a boy is wanting to send someone a picture of what you did to a toilet, being a man is knowing who that someone is 💘
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I just hope he isn't a method actor. 😬
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OK! OK! That was just a joke! I really am a great uncle! Here are some actual tips for being a great uncle for any dudes that have siblings who are doing it without protection.
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8. Share your knowledge and experiences: Someone needs to teach them how to fart on command! 9. Celebrate their achievements: Make sure to let them know when they have a really great fart!
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10. Stay involved in their lives: That way when you're old they'll stay involved in your life by paying for your retirement home! Remember, being an uncle is a special role that comes with great responsibility and opportunity to make a positive impact in a child's life. Enjoy!
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Unlike me, Tesla's Optimus can fold a shirt without needing to use an erect penis.
Optimus folds a shirt
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NOBODY FOLLOW MY BLUE CHECK MARK, TED TALK GIVING, WIKIPEDIA PAGE HAVING WIFE! PLEASE FOLLOW HER!
Replying to @LAIPAttorney @MIT
.@NeriOxman is not a public figure. She is an intensely private person married to a public figure. Business Insider called her a Celebrity Academic but it did so only to create the false premise that she is a public figure so that they could attack her.
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No wonder my relationships never last
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