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fia

@monkeyluver42

world’s dearest pervert

Joined March 2022
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officer poop
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every man has two giggleberries and a pud
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can i fondle your giggleberries
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who wants to smell my BIG SMELLY BUTT
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no likes. great. just great
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just realized you could just grab your poop floating in the toilet and throw it at the bathroom wall to make it splatter
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Come and lick my finger sweet monkey
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I've injected you with a fluid that does nothing. Good luck.
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You are the worst fart slave I’ve ever had. You’re fired. Get out of my brap dungeon.
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showing my date “harlem poop shake” and then laughing until my lungs explode
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hi guys i’m at work but i accidentally wiped back to front and now i think there’s poop in my NeeNee .
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Going up to the cashier at the pranks store in 1929 and calling him a coomgroid until he gives me a lolly gummy and tootsy pop because my dad Hungry owns the store and my name is Baby chumbling in 7th grade and btw I’m so fat because I love jello cream eggs and kinder joy
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think about a nasty sloppy TURDS! 💩 now stop, that’s inappropriate
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mr beast offered to blow a raspberry on my belly
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starching his jockstrap
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damn bitch i can smell your cloaca from here!!!!!!!!!!! tf!!!!!!!
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Replying to @DRahnis @WokeCapital
You have the most interesting cranium. If it is okay with you I would like to hire you out to maritime research laboratories,,your jaw is pronounced in just the right manner to test flat bottomed ferry fluid dynamics in sheltered waters . Let me know,,GROWING MARKET! Boat 👍
Image from Ethel Braithwaite (@Ethelbrait1941)
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Replying to @ZoeK8814 @unusual_whales
Close your mouth,,YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUPPY MY SON FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET 1974
Image from Ethel Braithwaite (@Ethelbrait1941)
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Fig Newton's...YUM!
🤝 Paid partnership
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talk potty to me baby
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bird chorus: there’s some seeds in this nest! there’s some seeds in this nest! there’s some seeds in this nest! cardi bird: certified freak and i got a beak wet-ass cloaca make that pullout game weak
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