Gareth

Adulthood has taught us that we don't need fun to have alcohol.

To a tyrant, the only thing more frightening than an angry mob is a peaceful protestor.

Happiness is your current situation minus expectations. - Jimmy Carr

Ironic how an Education Minister proved to be the slowest learner in the country.

Today I'm grateful that "once-in-four-year football fans" share their opinions and get offended only once every four years.

So, the opposite of Kinder Joy could be Crueller Sorrow.

Empathy is kindness to everyone, but yourself.

Indian tourists view foreign destinations not as places where people live, but as symbols of wealth and status. Reaching them feels like crossing a financial milestone. This perceived elevation in status breeds entitlement, and entitlement manifests as bad behaviour.

For the uninitiated, May 13 in Hindi is "Main Tera" or I'm Yours. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

The shock you suffer from the stupidity of others is also known as "blunt-force trauma".

Occasion smokers: Cigarettes After Sex Chain smokers: Sex After Cigarettes

I used to be plain. Now I'm not. I'm explain.

Aren't VICE Presidents in cartels Presidents?

Hey America, is President is short for pressed and dented?

Sorry for the brainfarts. I don't like trying very hard. #MyXAnniversary

When you don’t have kids after 40, your parents double up as grandparents. Two generations impressed in half the costs.

So hungry for recognition. Call him Donald Triumph.

Never be a Jan 2nd to someone's December 31st.

If you're gonna change your life choices between today and tomorrow, remember a Pope from the 1500s is the reason why. You could have started eating salads from 3rd September, Edna.

Dwayne Johnson's mom has hands that cradle the rock.

Joseph must have invested the gold from the wise men judiciously, because he managed to keep his family out of records till his son turned 30.