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Sir Patrick Stewart delivers Captain Picard’s best inspirational speeches on justice, true evil, and the value of a life "The question of justice has concerned me greatly of late... there can be no justice so long as laws are absolute" "Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions" "It is to submit to you. It is when we surrender our freedom, our dignity, instead of defying you "I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that" "He's not simply an android. He's a lifeform, entirely unique" "No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another" "Data is not human... he is different. Yes. But that does not make him expendable, or any less significant"

Your employer announces a salary increase, and everyone congratulates you Then your rent goes up. Transport costs more. Groceries cost more. By the time you cover your usual expenses, the extra money has disappeared Technically, you're earning more. In reality, you're struggling just as much.

Sabrina Carpenter reacts to her viral 2016 tweet that accidentally manifested her hit song ‘Espresso. Jimmy Fallon: The Internet noticed that you seem to be able to manifest things, by the way, on social media… here’s an example of something that you tweeted. It said, ‘People are always scared to give me caffeine. I don’t know why. Those little espresso things taste cute and I like them.’” Jimmy: “March 16, 2016.” Sabrina Carpenter: “So, I was 15, drinking espresso. Which says a lot.” Jimmy: “Yeah, it does say a lot, right there, yeah.” Sabrina: “About my parents or me, I don’t know.”

Sir Patrick Stewart reveals that his actual, legal wedding took place late at night in a closing Mexican restaurant, officiated by Sir Ian McKellen Stewart explained that a legal credential issue forced them to improvise entirely outside of their planned ceremony “We learned that he could not use his credentials in Nevada where we were getting married. My wife is from Reno and we were in California where the credentials were accepted. So in our last week, one night after the show we invited Ian and our two other guests to a Mexican restaurant for dinner. It was really closing down when we got there… and Ian had brought with him a kind of robe. In fact we were formally married in a Mexican restaurant.” As Mayor Pete noted: “A different kind of wizardry.”

Shia LaBeouf tells the complete, unhinged story of getting KICKED out of the Broadway show Cabaret. From feeding strangers strawberries to grabbing the lead actor “I get into the theater and… I see that there’s this bar over here and I go, ‘Oh yeah, sure, I have another drink.’ … I start taking fruit off the fruit plate and I’m feeding this other woman who looks about 50, 60 or so… I forget I’m even in the show anymore. The show starts, and out comes Alan Cumming… or Allen Iverson at this point… and he’s smoking a cigarette. So I go, ‘Oh, it’s that kind of party, perfect.’ … He walks past me and I give him a slap on the ass. And I don’t just slap… I slapped and grabbed him. I grabbed a whole cheek because I wanted the party right here in my pants… He finds a way to wiggle out of my Hercules grip and I’m a little disappointed about it.”

Patrick Stewart has only kissed two men full-on on the lips and Conan O’Brien and Ryan Reynolds are both on that list. On Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend, the legendary actor revisited two unexpectedly memorable moments involving the talk-show host and the Hollywood star. Conan recalled their passionate on-screen kiss during a parody of The Notebook, joking that his soul had left his body. Stewart agreed it was an intense moment, explaining that he wanted to demonstrate the authenticity of his feelings. But Ryan Reynolds apparently brought a different technique to the table. Stewart remembered that during their longer Notebook parody kiss, Reynolds began fondling his ear, prompting Stewart to joke that he had just caught a glimpse into Blake Lively’s life. The conversation quickly turned into hilarious banter about which of the two men was the better kisser. Imagine being so committed to a comedy sketch that years later, your co-star is still bringing up your kissing technique on a podcast.

Sir Patrick Stewart says his favorite thing to do in Beverly Hills is tell fancy dinner guests that he’s a socialist. When asked if he had ever considered running for public office, the legendary actor didn’t hold back about his lifelong political leanings. “I’ve been a member of the Labour Party for 35 years and I committed my first act of civil disobedience when I was 5 years old. I have been a left-wing man ever since. There’s nothing like sitting around a Beverly Hills dining table with a lot of fancy guests and telling them that you’re a socialist.”

Shia LaBeouf had to channel his inner Tupac to survive a New York holding cell after getting arrested at a Broadway musical “I get in there and this dude says, ‘Oh, White’s here, it’s time for snitching.’ And I’m like, oh boy. So my possum is like, you got to do something man… you’re going to die in here. So I turn into Tupac and now I’m ripping my shirt off and I’m doing push-ups like, ‘Don’t mess with me dog, I’m crazy, you know what I’m saying?’ And the guy’s like, ‘What are you in here for?’ I’m like, ‘Cabaret honey!’

Khloé Kardashian and Emma Grede reflect on the terrifying yet record-breaking $1M launch day of Good American. “I will never ever forget the launch day of Good American,” Khloé admits. Emma adds to the tension: “Launch day was really, really scary because you don’t know if people are going to respond well to this. We were camped out in the boardroom… we kept seeing the ticker ticking up and up and up. We were like, ‘What the f*ck?’ It was amazing like the Shopify homepage… just showing how customers were coming into the site and queuing and waiting for us.” The reality of launching a massive brand is that even the founders are terrified of failure on day one.