secretly a mouse (tan) retweeted
trying to consider that maybe im actually not fundamentally the Worst person to ever exist and i dont deserve ppl i care abt treating me like shit
i got so high last night and saw this picture in a comment section and genuinely laughed until i threw up. i don’t even remember what post i was laughing at. i wasn’t even laughing at the post it was just this image.
i really enjoy it when i’m like yea i love to play guitar and ppl r like what do u play and im like have u ever heard of ms rachel or how abt the laura berkner band or maybe the singing walrus
my cat cuddles up into my arms and watches youtube with me until i fall asleep and then she stays with me all night. it’s actually the sweetest thing ever
i literally worked from 7:15 to 7:30 today and i have to do it again tomorrow i want to rip out my eyes HELPPPPPPPP
this reads like a really bad episode of smiling friends but it’s real and i’m actually quite frightened
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