I got my blue check so I could msg someone. God, please forgive me. Fractional CMO. Business Strategy. DMs open.
Austin, TX
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I'm am overjoyed for all the TX Dem wins, but Roger Williams (who was my gerrymandered rep for 4 years) being unemployed gives me huge schadenfreude.
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There are 50 living people (that we know of) who were born before World War 1. These are their names, ages, and where they live.
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Neil Bush, brother of one President Bush & son of another President Bush, just posted that he voted for @JamesTalarico. Neil still lives in the same neighborhood as father did for decades here in Houston.
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For US citizens or documented residents/vistors who have their phones/laptop/diaries etc. grabbed at ports of entry, the quickest relief is a Rule 41 (g) application to the district court that covers the area of seizure. Get yourself counsel and file. Typically DOJ will fold.
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Gonna repeat my election recommendation here:
If you have to drive more than 2 miles/15 minutes to vote, or wait more than 30 minutes, then vote against every single county incumbent on the ballot.
Period. Whichever party.
Those are the national benchmarks.
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Tonight, we’re kicking off our Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Tour with some special guests from the cast of Friday Night Lights.
We’ve come this far together. Now it’s time to leave it all on the field.
Join us: mobilize.us/talaricofortexas…
More corruption from Texas Republicans, for your files.
NEW: A $3 million renovation is being sought at the @txcomptroller's exec suite
It comes as @DonHuffines campaigns on ending wasteful spending
Docs show the state's Trust Co. would pay for the renos
Comptroller & Trust didn't answer Qs
Gift link: dallasnews.com/news/politics…
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some of the dumbest people on this website melted their brains last week texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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"I'm a registered Republican. I've never been a registered Democrat."
A 30-year Texas educator and Southern Baptist missionary, begging Texas to take "Greg Abbott's knife away from our throats."
He's voting for Gina Hinojosa.
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Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.
Cold brew, with vanilla, every morning.
To celebrate Cumulus launching on a @Target endcap, I'm giving away 1 machine a day until it's live. 🎯
If this gets 100 reposts, I'll make it 2 a day.
Repost and comment how you take your cold coffee to enter. Winners announced nightly, and they just cover $50 shipping.
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Thanks for letting a politician crash your party @aclfestival!
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Don't be fooled by the wooden personality and flat demeanor, @GregAbbott_TX is expressing raw hate for the estimated 1M US/Texas citizens whose parents were not citizens.
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