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Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2014
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Melody Peng retweeted
Betrayal, lies, deception. These are just some of the nouns we could use to describe how far @RossButler's family is willing to go to get their hands on his Old Spice Body Wash. #MenHaveSkinToo

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Funny lady @mpeng11 in an all-Asian Old Spice spot!!! youtu.be/WeVIwdO8Kp4
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I Think You Should Leave Season 2 is coming to Netflix on July 6! Until then? Here's some of the GREATEST HITS from Season 1. @samrichardson
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The fact that many think a lottery ticket and free fries at Shake Shack are bigger incentives for people to get vaccinated than to help protect the lives of the vulnerable says everything you need to know about America.
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Melody Peng retweeted
Someone help me find this girl because she’s obviously my best friend
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It’s a fair assumption that he’s more upset about losing twitter than he is the election
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This Hanukkah we celebrate the $1,200 that miraculously lasted the beleaguered American people 258 days
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CLAP FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP. MI. BUT I COULDN’T DO IT ALL ALONE. WI.
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Watching the current president and former vice president yell at each other for over an hour is a powerful reminder that women can’t be president because they might get their period. #Debates2020
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Melody Peng retweeted
A team named "Football Team" has lost for the first time in NFL history.
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Has anyone ever seen Doc Antle and Mugatu in the same room?? #TigerKing
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A whole different kind of Selection Sunday
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Oh no! Thought I bought a Butterball turkey but I messed up and now Thanksgiving is ruined 😟
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i like to do the irish hello which is where you don’t even show up to the party.
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Just saw a bird show up at 5pm and there was a worm right there he ate the shit out of it that bird was late as hell and got a worm that saying is a lie this world is made of lies
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Fully shocked there’s not an improv team full of white dudes with film degrees called Yes Anderson. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Retweet if you’ve voted! #ElectionDay
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When it's a Monday morning and both R. Kelly & Iran are trending and you're not sure which one will be scarier to click on
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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started
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