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cori @cori_amato / comedian @manicpixiememequeen on ig / writer / singer-songwriter / astrologer / mental health + fibromyalgia advocate 🌻🖤🦉🔮🦇🌙👻🌹💛🌿

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Joined November 2017
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the rocky horror picture show as a one man show but it’s just me wine drunk in my bedroom
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These celebrities doing “Halloween costumes” just for an ig photoshoot…
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“any thoughts?” no I’m trying to cut back actually
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I hate existential halloween what do you mean you are
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I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂
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It’s still go birds 🦅 🏈💚 #flyeaglesfly
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In the depths of mercury retrograde:
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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If Taylor swift wanted to make another billion dollars I’d be listening to I’d Lie from the vault right now but I’m not
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Heavily produced celebrity Halloween photoshoots
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this is the most Sundayest Saturday ever
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watched several vine compilation videos last night
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I need 70 cocktails 40 xanax, sex, a spa, a massage, medical marijuana, a bath, an IV, a manicure, a cupcake and a hug
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logged into my period cycle app that i had a positive ovulation test & then twenty minutes later all of my suggested instagram reels were baby videos
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Watching my vocabulary rub off on other people
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my mom entering the room: when THE FUCK is venus retrograde going to GET THE FUCK OUT
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had to ask a friend to turn on subtitles for a film we were watching because i can't hear without them
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STOP PUTTING PLASTIC DECALS ON COTTON T-SHIRTS
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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none of them will ever live up to this again
I know everyone is like “can we get hot actors in romcoms again pls!!” When the real issue is the lack of chemistry BECAUSE they keep hiring actors who are hot and can’t act
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