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Theater critic. Jewelry editor. Magazine lover. Marathon runner. Michigan Wolverine. #GoBlue

New York, NY
Joined June 2009
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A Ragu post just showed up on my Instagram. I *may* have reported it as inappropriate and offensive.
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What a coincidence. This is as disappointed as I’ve been in a head coach, and as frustrated as I’ve been with a head coach.
Kyle Whittingham: “this is as disappointed as I’ve been as a head coach, and as frustrated as I’ve been as a head coach” “I can’t explain it.”
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Multiple Big Ten schools have fired offensive coordinators this season. Just an FYI.
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I also think it’s hilarious when the Connor crew tries to pretend he has it harder than everyone else. Putting aside the pro dancers, Ezra has a prosthetic leg and one full hand, Tatyana is about 17+ years older than him w/ kids, Maura has the same exact level of exp he does.
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seeing people hope for a connor win because he’s “what dwts is about” while saying tatyana deserves to go out next just gives very weird bc SHE is literally what the show is about. mind you he’s still getting the same critiques he got week 1 because he has yet to improve #dwts
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I’m sorry…WTAF is happening here? #DWTS
we have truly lost the plot #DWTS
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Judges to Tatyana: “You need to extend your arms!” Make it make sense, #DWTS
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+10 for the OSU diss #GoBlue
🚨ABDUL EL-SAYED TROLLS JD VANCE AND TRUMP IN HIS VICTORY SPEECH: EL-SAYED: JD. Habibi. There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. So you know what that means, Wolverine one, Buckeyes zero. Donald, look, I, I know you, you struggle with my name, so after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.
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THIS! #DWTS has always held women to higher standards. Women have more to do in ballroom by design, so it’s totally illogical. And the way they go OTT for mid white men! Jumping over a couch earns you the title of “contemporary king”? 🤦🏻‍♀️
i will say it till i’m blue in the mf face… dwts has a racism AND sexism problem. no matter what a man does they will always get higher scores than a woman and especially a black woman. i’m sick and fucking tired of tatyana being underscored every week
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the shade in the caption please get #them
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More blue!
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Greg Abbott, Vivek Ramaswamy and Ken Paxton walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I've got a free beer for the worst candidate of all time." Then JD Vance runs in claiming, "Just wait till 2028"
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I hope she’s celebrating with a cold Diet Coke!
Congratulations on your reelection Congresswoman @debdingell! Michiganders are lucky to have a tireless fighter going back to Washington to represent us!
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Are we being punked?
#Michigan HC Kyle Whittingham says he enjoyed the Rutgers game for at least a couple hours. He went on to say he rewatched the win alone on Sunday and it was a pleasurable game to watch then onto the next via Inside Michigan Football Radio Show.
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Cannot believe this didn’t get a single 10 but even so it should have been at least straight 9’s??? I genuinely don’t know what Tatyana has to do. This was incredible #dwts
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I am LIVID. No one knows how to score contemporary, so just score on story and expression. But it really all comes back to women being judged by different standards. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #DWTS
the more i think about the scoring on tatyana’s contemporary, the more annoyed i get because they were handing out those 9’s and 10’s very easily last week for contemp. they’ve suddenly had a change of heart this week #dwts
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“The Underscoring of Amber,” a #DWTS multipart series
Amber Glenn and Pasha Pashkov's quickstep to 'A Star is Born' from 'Hercules' for Disney Night on Dancing with the Stars! 8, 9, 8, 9 #dwts
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That was a STUNNING contemporary. She got thrown to the ground. She was posed like a mummy. She grabbed his throat. Heather Headley was singing the freaking song. But she wasn’t emotional enough? #DWTS gtfoh with that.
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