Christopher J. Burke

A Bucket Full of Moonlight is now available on Amazon! amazon.com/Bucket-Full-Moonl… #books #BookTwitter #Booktwt Book recs

It’s not really a cause for celebration at the end of the week when you see your pill caddy is empty Except that you know it is. You take your victories were you find them at our age

Is there a way to remove fake words from autocorrect? I saw it this time — it change Science to Scoence because I mistyped it once (ok, maybe twice) I’m sure of the “yhe” it says I typed are fake too!

Finally got my hold from the library At least it’s still October

Last-minute selfie at school yesterday after my makeup started flaking The last time I wore this at a scifi con, I looked to see if anyone else was dressed similarly, so I could convince them to participate in the Masquerade as part of a game show Joker! Joker! and the Triple!

This is cute, even if they don’t get it.

I thought about organizing a friendly poker game with the leftover Halloween candy in place of chips. Two fun Snickers ante. Except it can’t be friendly with chocolate on the line …

I posted this years ago and @AmyHowardWilson , the voice of Nova, liked it. #xwhywebcomic

Sorry, but for all the “scary” monster movies I watched as a kid, nothing creeped me out more than when the movie faded to black and then a man’s chalk white face would fill the screen and in a strange, hushed voice he’d say … “Welcome!”

A hundred years later in Brooklyn …

The bad thing about setting the sun rise from my classroom window is that I'm in my classroom at sunrise It'll get worse before it gets better, of course

I watched two downloaded tv show episodes on the train ride home and didn’t fall asleep through either of them! Must be a record!

And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap Happy St. Crispin’s Day

My online book club discussed A Night in the Lonesome October by Roger Zelazny last night Apparently, I was the only one who recognized the name Larry Talbot.

If you’re going to create a fake, say, @carlypearce account to follow me, maybe erase the old content … like the selfies from 2015. And the ones from a few months ago. And maybe change your frickin’ Twitter name Oh, but look, there’s a dozen posts from 4 hours ago!

Is a "bijou cafe" a thing? Or do you think the narrator was trying to say "bougie cafe"?

Many times when I give a one-word response to someone, I channeling one of these gentlemen.

I don’t know if there have been any #TMCMeetUp s in the past 10 years, but I think this might’ve been the last one I was involved in. We met a few times over a couple years. Sad to say, I’m blanking on a lot of names here… Twitter Math Camp Tweet-Up

I took a photo of @carlypearce at The Gramercy 5 years ago. She signed it during I Hope You're Happy Now at the Gramercy tonight

The twitter/x streak of @CountVonCount comes to an end …

He STOPPED COUNTING!