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Thanks to a wealthy benefactor I am now on the “nice weather” app, also as mrperki. Please join me on what I am sure will be a flawless social media experience that won’t turn into a cesspool of hate and misinformation in two years or less.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 955
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Why does this app make sad little robot noises now actually never mind I know the answer
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This is a Supreme Allied Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force:
This is a Communications Director for the US department of the Interior:
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Side Salad Clearly Made From Hamburger Toppings bit.ly/3PI8fzx
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for a guy who’s been cancelled or silenced or whatever, I sure do have to hear what this motherfucker thinks every day of my goddamned life
GRAHAM LINEHAN: The world should remember Radcliffe, Watson and Grint as cowards for turning on J.K. Rowling trib.al/LhmJRX1
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HAND UM OVER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Friendly reminder that the mountain, lake and provincial park are all named for a 19th century Italian revolutionary who never set foot in B.C., for no other reason than a British captain who was surveying Howe Sound thought he was a pretty cool dude
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Lamplight City is 40% off on Steam until October 3rd! Not going to lie: sales have been abysmal this month. It's been the worst-selling month in the game's history. Help spread the word with a RT or quick endorsement, or better yet, buy a copy! Link in my bio.
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All of my love is with survivors, families, and communities on this National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. If you are a survivor who needs support, please contact the 24 Hour Residential School Crisis Line at 1-866-925-4419 – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
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lol weaponizing ableist identity politics discourse against the famously mentally healthy "artist" population
Ah yes, framing the lack of art practise as a disability, genius move. How can we argue against AI generators now.
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If you’re a mutual and you want a bl[_]esky invite code, DM me, I have three right now. First come first served
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Pretty obvious that no one born before 1960 understands computers but I never predicted no one born after 2000 would either
UX designers who eliminated the filesystem from user consciousness in name of simplicity ruined the world and are morally culpable for shriveling minds of children who are unable to tackle the challenges of today thanks to a choice rooted in misunderstood advocacy for the user.
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“I mean what Zack movie directors have you ever heard of?” is killing me lmao
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girlfriend asked me about the roman empire
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Which Roman do you think about most?
0%Empire
0%Roy
100%o Cheese
2 votes • Final results
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