@ms_tryl

PD just here for the #lawtwitter drama

Joined March 2012
Me when the judge says “before we go over the instructions and closings with the jury, does the defense happen to have any motions?”
When the jury submits the question “can we give the Plaintiff more than she asked for”?
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Can’t wait to print this out and use it as legal authority when the DA tries to do exactly that.
Replying to @bar9cattle
You don’t get to just remove someone cause they don’t agree with you.
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Imagine thinking professional jurors made of smart people (that would actually hold the state to their burden) would be more likely to convict Lindsay Clancy. Just imaginable levels of dumb my guy. Doctors and smart people get booted by DAs. Lolllll
I actually lean a totally different solution: Professional juries. Pay should be enormous. We're talking brain surgeon. But in exchange, they are banned from the internet. No news. They are like monks on a mountaintop, separate from the world.
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What does it mean if my husband intentionally picked the side furthest away from the door?
One of my favourite evo-psych factoids is that apparently a large majority of M/F couples arrange themselves with the male closest to the entrance to the cave (aka bedroom door), without even knowing they’re doing it.
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I don’t think I’ve ever pleased the Court
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Ms Tryl retweeted
*does CVS self checkout, scans ExtraCare card* *pays with Visa* *opens Google Maps, drives past 53 Ring cameras* *opens Twitter* “Speed cameras are the surveillance state”
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HE FUCKING STARTED A WAR 🤬
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Beat phishing scams by hating your office enough to delete such drivel. I’m 1/1 so far.
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I’m only supporting candidates that billionaires are desperately trying to stop. Here’s to more grassroots campaigns across the country, powered by working class people and not ultra rich donors. Don’t fall for culture war bullshit, we can have a better world! VOTE ZOHRAN!!
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One year I went to court on Halloween dressed as a DA. My friends went as a judge (black angel) and a defendant (white angel). Who thought it was funny and who didn’t was very telling, and not the least bit surprising. Lawyers in costumes are the best lawyers.
Every Halloween, I think back to my first and last deposition in costume. /1
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AI trying to assume it knows how juries’ minds work is all the proof I needed that AI will never take my job.
The jury received detailed instructions on self-defense as a complete legal justification under Wisconsin law, requiring them to acquit if Rittenhouse reasonably believed he faced imminent death or great bodily harm. Acquittal on homicide counts directly implicates acceptance of that defense, as the state bore the burden to disprove it beyond reasonable doubt. While verdicts don't specify reasoning, the trial evidence and structure make self-defense the evident basis, beyond mere speculation.
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Replying to @CAgovernor
Trump and the republicans are attempting to start a civil war, pushing states against each other and weaponizing our military against Americans. We cannot allow him anymore power. Californians need to vote YES on Prop 50.
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For someone who hates Dems and lawyers so much, Trump sure does love giving them lots of business.
BREAKING: Russ Vought just cancelled $8 billion dollars in climate funding to the following states: CA, CO, CT, DE, HI, IL, MD, MA, MN, NH, NJ, NM, NY, OR, VT, WA.
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Can anyone else hear Martha Stewart laughing in their head every time they read anything about the Comey case or is that just my adhd?
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We’ve all been there. You just don’t usually say in on the record in front of cameras. 😂
“Your Honor, my client is, quite frankly, a dumbass” I am screaming 💀💀💀
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“There is no secret third option I’m just not telling you about. This is it. One or two. Pick.”
Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️
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I need someone to talk about how he backwards usual suspects it before my brain explodes.
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If we brought back public executions, people would be buying popcorn and bringing their children, then going home and sleeping just fine at night.
Reports suggest that Turning Point USA staff may have the security camera positioned directly behind Charlie Kirk where he was murdered. Right after the shooting, someone quickly removed the device—footage that could reveal a critical new angle of the assassination. The public deserves to see exactly what that camera captured.
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Retweet this if a MAGA has ever threatened you with bodily harm/death on Twitter. I want to prove a point here
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The woman who called in the tip about Luigi never got the money and lost her job on top of it.
The FBI is offering a $100k reward for information that could lead to the arrest of Charlie Kirk’s assassin.
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I’ve said I was 5’9” since I hit puberty. When I was in my late 30s my dr made me take my height again and said I was 5’9 3/4” which was much closer to 5’10” so why didn’t I just say that. I said I didn’t want to lie and saying I was 5’9 3/4” was douchey. He laughed at me.
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