HyperOn2

idk who needs to hear this but: MUTHAFVCKIN TITTIE-SUCKIN TWO-BALLED BITCH

*dissociating while my client is on the table* did I finish Handmaids Tale??

does your period start on the Blood Moon or are you just not really that witchy tho

wanted a sweet treat so im having 9 diff gummy vitamins and a white claw

it’s just me and my sick ass hair against the world

fuck it im gonna gold leaf the ceiling at the new spa

if you never finish the last 1/2 season of a dope show, postpone it indefinitely, then it’s Schrödinger’s show

‘ugh he’s still two arroyos away 😠’ @dolly__fartin tracking Emilio the @dominos delivery dude

jah bless my ability to recognize people no matter what

trolling my bb’s insta w/stories sayin idk who David Lynch is and then logging off for 3hrs

never turn your back on the river

the scented Garfield cok ring is all over my Instagram algorithm, but with ZERO links to buy like what are we even doing here man

can’t believe im gonna puke lobster later

please, GODT let me die of potato skin poison so I don’t have to have these tedious arguments anymore

OD’d on zinc like a fucken DORK 🤮

wanting to roast every kid at this elementary school music recital 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

sorry that the UHC gunman is a solid hottie

shit i forgot to order chaps

i was chewing on my fingernail and my dog came running over cuz he thought i had food

audrey don’t play no shit 🐊