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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 NONSENSE

Lake Ontario
Joined September 2009
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
Here’s another clip of a woman reading Trump’s words verbatim from a recent rally in Mississippi that puts a giant magnifying glass over how gone he is cognitively and unfit he is for office.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
Someone asked Matt Damon why teachers need job security. His answer is still the best one anybody's given.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
Republicans are nailing their messaging ahead of midterms. People are TIRED of negativity. And that is all Democrats have — “the economy is bad! The war is bad!” People want to focus on what’s GOOD. Male ass. The Cheesecake Factory. Golf course renovations. You’ll all see.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
$100 of fuel takes a Tesla Model Y 2,110 miles when you charge at home. The same $100 gets a Corolla hybrid 1,109 miles, a gas Corolla 794, and a gas Chevy Silverado 397.
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A lot of people assume this cognitive test is easy and mock President Trump for bragging about it. To learn the truth, I took it. And boy is it hard. I failed three times — and I’m a professor of logic with a rigorous academic and social life. It’s a huge accomplishment.
Trump: I'm the only president to pass. I passed 3 cognitive tests. And they're hard. They have a lion, a bear, a snake, and a camel. They say, which one is the snake? It's a very powerful test, very highly respected test, very well known test, 30 questions, very hard. I passed it all 3 times. I aced it
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If I had to make a final pitch to the voters it would be, we messed up and I know you're disappointed, but that doesn't mean we'll do it again if you reelect us.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
I'll grant you that President Trump's numerous comments about men's asses and schlongs are a bit off-putting. On the other hand, does this get him off the hook for all the Epstein stuff since he clearly doesn't like the ladies?🙏🇺🇸
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
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If he keeps saying things like that, it will become impossible for Canadians to pay for their own drinks in any bar in the democratic world.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
I'm so tired of these communist candidates who don't love this country. President Trump loved America so much, he wouldn't leave even during Vietnam when he could have been a war hero. Instead, he put his country first.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
This is the ultimate “checkmate” to secure a GOP landslide ahead of midterms. According to polling, 73% of Americans favor the term “super intelligence” and nearly 65% call this a top three issue ahead of the election. Democrats are fucked. And now, likely heading for prison.
BREAKING: President Trump says he is banning the terms “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI.”
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
Does Brittany not understand that to most Americans a Motel 6 is a very nice and fancy dwelling?
Obama’s Oval Office looked like the lobby of a Motel 6.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
I have arrived in Corinth, Mississippi for President Trump’s latest rally. This is a smaller town — it really shows Trump’s commitment to rural America. Barack Obama wouldn’t be caught dead in a town of 14,000. Not a ton to do, though. May go masturbate in my hotel room.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
Any state where Democrats win over a Trump-backed candidate should be investigated for voter fraud. Our country has seen unprecedented success since Trump returned to office. There is no legitimate reason to vote against him or his candidates. Therefore every case is fraud.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
BREAKING: Netanyahu has announced that Brazil is just three weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon 👀
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
It’s a pretty good day waking up in Norway, knowing Trump hates us and that we have universal healthcare, clean water, free higher education AND Erling Haaland 🙂‍↕️
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Sherlock Susan Winston aka Shirley retweeted
devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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