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Ay thereโ€™s the rub | 25 | ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ | ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‰ | Dms Open

Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2020
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Fat boys use their fat iPad to take fat pictures on fat boy Friday
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Taking my bottom vitamins #bottom
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They asked me to point at gay people btw
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I still donโ€™t have a costume ready for Halloween ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜
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About to see a play !!! (YAYY))
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I wish my hair could look like this all the time
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Someone should write an ode to tummy Tuesday
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Happy moobs Monday as promised !
Lowkey gonna be home late but itโ€™s moobs Monday
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Lowkey gonna be home late but itโ€™s moobs Monday
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Tbh I only have one good mirror in my apartment
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Shoutout to @friend_dorothy1 for sending me this!! Now I canโ€™t top fish frโ€ฆ They also gave me a code for 10% off of their vitamins! Msmaltodextrin10 :))) so if yโ€™all need gay vitamins go get some ๐Ÿค friend-of-dorothy.com/?utm_mโ€ฆ
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Roommate made cookies and I had 5โ€ฆ. #bigandgreedy
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Whoever invented frozen dumplings is getting hole pics in the DMs
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Yall need to start circling yourself in your friends groups posts
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Guess who needs to turn in their books at the library today (me)
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Just had carrot cake and Iโ€™m in heaven
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Thereโ€™s a beauty in eating alone at a diner
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Letโ€™s all be fat on this Friday, together ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโค๏ธ
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Dan ๐Ÿ˜จโ˜๏ธ retweeted
finding out oomfs you flirt with are in open relationships
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First person to get me a slice of red velvet cake gets to do whatever they want with me and Iโ€™m not being jk
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