Larry Gobberts

Cash bar. Love it. Hope they take toonies

Larry’s in town for caps wedding. Tenny tonight at 8. Call DD limo.

Rough Ridwrs fucking suck lol #cfl sorry #redcocks #redblAcks softer than larries shits the morning after Molson xxx draughts and donair on the canal in Fed Town

This my motherfuigkin weight room!

I was framed

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

Can’t even getting a invite to the damn bbq party

Guess I’m not going to the fucking weeding for cap fuksake some godson

Golf titties beer

Holee fucking shit cap is getting married!! Stag at my place in the muskokas next Vicky day weekend! Everyone’s there.

You cennit unring a belle

Thanks doe the buyy out clause and 7 year contracts. Peace for now

Freedom

Go off Larry’s fitness plan. Be old And hert. Happy bday pay.

If these boys could eat a pussy worth a fuck there wouldn’t be a reason to forfeit a Mother’s Day prime time game. Fucksake. Boomer this. Dorks.

April Folls uses to be fucking awesome. MySpace fucked all that up. We rely on oldd heads to rollcback the yewrs and we need new tiger blood on the roster. The Mini Muffins are shite. We traded all the draft picks away. End statements.

I haven’t finished off a broad with a Texas Longhorn in ages.

Did we won?

Slap them dicks on the table