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Spotify making audiobooks its own subscription on top of my already $20 per month subscription should be a crime. This the downfall of spotify for me im so serious

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. There’s finally a *little* bit of money in my bank account. “Thank you for your auto payment” SHUT. THE. FUCK. UPPP!!!!!!!

Kroger pickup has me so mad because why is every single piece of produce visibly moldy??? Like there is no “oops I didn’t see it” like this shit should’ve been tossed DAYS ago

Reading becoming cool again is the best thing to happen in recent years

I can’t even be mad that my kids are obsessed with kpop demon hunters because the soundtrack is banger after banger

I wish owlet would make a widget so I could just have my kids stats on my Home Screen

I cannot wait for school to start

Ngl receiving food stamps has been the glimmer of joy in this terrible and miserable situation. Being able to get myself a little treat I enjoy without having to worry about how I’ll pay rent afterwards is really nice.

Is wicked appropriate for kids? The movie specifically? Like can I show it to my 6 and 4 year old without issue lol

Sorry booktwt “Tender is the Flesh” is not worth the hype

Serial killers literally will say they “just need food” or “just need money” to let your guard down so they can kill you. You enter my space and it’s over for ya buddy

I learned more about Jesus from a fucking tomato than I have from any Christian nationalist ever

I hate being a woman because what do you mean that my AC is set as low as possible and I’m still literally drowning in my own sweat!!!!! Release me from the shackles of my hormones please!!!

Pregnancy ruined my body. I can’t eat garlic without getting sick now. What is the point in living.

Whoever works at Chevy that decided to put door lock switches on the back doors, your moms a hoe

Being autistic is fun sometimes like being absolutely in awe of a squirrel with an extra bushy tail is really what life’s all about amirite boys

The way I say “that fat ass Indiana cop” all the time and no one knows what I’m talking about

Trying tru fru for the first time and looking like a total dumbass trying to shave away at this frozen strawberry until I have to read the directions lol

Gladly eating everything I’ve ever baked and then throwing away my sourdough starter TWICE is insane.

Why can I not buy a normal fucking rug anymore?? I don’t want a washable rug!!! I want a normal rug!!!!