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Straight Out Da Jewels retweeted
“So the bottom line is Trump doesn’t do the show anymore.”
“Yeah.”
That time Dave Letterman said Trump stopped doing the show unless he apologized for calling Trump “racist” — and Dave wouldn’t do it.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu #Bears
Straight Out Da Jewels retweeted
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
PATEL: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
KENNEDY: I'm trying to understand why you did this. Why did you get into beastiality?
I feel like this a must score drive for the Bears. #Bears
Not even the start of the season can make me watch 4+ hours of pregame. #NFL
If you took a drink every time they'd made reference to the Super Bowl, you'd be dead already. #NFL
Straight Out Da Jewels retweeted
LSU releases video welcoming NFL players to campus.
presented by: @renasant
9-4
#teamredbill
GIVEAWAY!! Giving away 1 gorgeous Red Bill hat signed by Aramis Ramirez.
To enter: quote tweet this with your score prediction for tonight’s Cubs game followed by #TeamRedBill
If multiple people correctly predict the score we will take it to a raffle.
I am convinced that the @ChicagoBears do not like defensive linemen. #Bears