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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentJul 4

i'm kindaaa uhhhhhhh fucking stupid

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolent8h

i’ve known since i was a little girl that i want to kill myself

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juno ✰@normandynepoNov 6

“puppy want a treat ?” puppy wants a fucking cigarette and a beer

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolent18h

listening to nicole kidman to hype myself up to go to my desk job

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💤@Fingerpaint1000Nov 6

#vapeontheelderly

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stev@evildeadburnNov 5

they're doing this to me at work today

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Zazzy 👄@fw_zazzyNov 5

"listen to your body" well my body wants to smoke 5 blunts & rot in bed all day

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentNov 6

and i appreciate you oomf

mountainous@lickgruhNov 5

tweeting with a total view count of 10 and one oomf

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentNov 5

i love loitering

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Brady@pebbutNov 4

Just watched a cop get dragged out his car they sexually reassigned him right there on the sidewalk

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentNov 4

drinking performative matcha and hitting my pen in honor of texas going blue

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentNov 4

stalking my husband while he’s at work and he hasn’t noticed me yet

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentNov 4

i cry laughed for like 15 minutes last night high as shit to this

This is the funniest fucking meme I've seen all night

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentNov 4

YAY I'M DONE WORKING FOR TWO DAYS AHAHAAA

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The cannabis in my bloodstream fighting my suicidal thoughts..

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Armand Domalewski

@ArmandDomaNov 4

the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment

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Kayla@KaylaArtworkNov 1

And just like that...

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malik@immalkwalahiOct 31

January: “New year, new me!” November:

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentOct 31

sitting at home and crying all night happy halloween guys

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blep : 🎀🐧@blep88Oct 30

"im losing it" "oomf liked your post ❤️" "I can't take it anymore" "oomf liked your post ❤️" "im going to kill myself" "oomf liked your post ❤️"

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𝔩𝔦𝔷✩‧₊˚@murdermeviolentOct 30

my brothers, mine, and my husband’s pumpkins :3

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