Criminal Defense Attorney, Past President of HCCLA, Aggie and Blogger. I've got a lot to say about Criminal Law in Harris County.
Houston, TX
Joined February 2010
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I got blocked by @bofrench ! I feel like my work on Twitter is done. See ya, loser!
Such a great morning to sit back with a cup of coffee and enjoy all of the MAGA meltdowns on Twitter.
I love being a criminal defense attorney in Texas.
Not only am I traveling the State working on multiple serious cases, but I’m also helping babysit my neighbor’s chickens.
Nothing quite like starting your morning by being told that a good friend had passed away, only to find out an hour later that the information was erroneous. #BadNewsGoodNews
I think @VivekGRamaswamy really stuck the dismount in the Piece of Shit Olympics by using an endorsement from from @amyactonoh ‘s mom, siding with her abuser.
I mean, wow. MAGA has a crowded field but @StephenM ‘s gold medal may be in jeopardy.
My recommendations for the Criminal Court benches in Harris County.
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This announcer for Mavis Tires bragging about there being 90 stores in Texas so “there MUST be one near you” is clearly not well-versed in Texas geography.
Murray Newman retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
I apparently have a former client who is using the combination of AI and my name to generate some very interesting documents that are being circulated to some people the client has a beef with.
If you are making a sales call and leave a message with my office manager that makes it seem like you are: 1) an old friend, 2) a potential new client; or 3) experiencing an emergency, I can 100% guarantee that I am not interested in whatever the hell you are selling.
Pro Tip for those of you new to Downtown Houston, if the nice policeman stops you on traffic, pulling into the entrance of the country garage and stopping is not an acceptable option.
Seriously. Fuck this dude.
You want to know why people compare MAGA and the GOP to Nazis? Here is why.
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