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Swaleh Shaan

@mzytoe

Your walking google maps 😉.

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2019
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A goal worthy of a Ballon d'Or winner 🏆 #ballondor
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2 Maasai men have been taking care of an alleged stray baby giraffe for almost 1 week. The giraffe feels very secure with them.
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lasarashi Aria@shirasala49767Oct 1
#Wantam na si tafadhali #RutoMustGo #SisiNdioSifuna good morning 😁
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Djinn&Tonic@TariroMatAug 25
Oh God it should have been Wicknel Chivhayo not Dolly Parton
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Replying to @jahman_adamski
He’s actually going to die in a plane crash. Save this post.
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jacob juma@kabetes1 May 2016
You can rob Kenyans of their taxes, threaten them, imprison them, kill them, and masquerade as a leader but one day, you will also perish.
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EUGENE@reggaeholic_Sep 30
What giving Ruto another term means -More payslips raids -More abductions and police brutality and killings -More goons -Total disregard of the constitution -Useless CSs -Rampant corruption. -Another 5 years of a useless parliament -Forget about independent institutions.
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Juwiiceeee@nimrat_cAug 21
In Nairobi we used to have jacaranda trees..2021 B.R (before ru..)
Marvin Marvin (@pauli_eja) profile pictureMarvin Marvin@pauli_ejaAug 20
Oh but it's Cherry Blossom season in Kampala🌸 💕 I'm in awe
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Image from Marvin Marvin (@pauli_eja)
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@carltonkitheka1Aug 16
Just to add Always put people at the same level they put you If you’re an afterthought to them, make sure they are an afterthought to you too
ً (@artfuIchaos) profile pictureً@artfuIchaosAug 13
a lot of your problems come from not putting people in their place the first time they try you.
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Malab🍯@KokiWabuleAug 15
Ukiniona don't ask me when I'm graduating. Sensitive topic.
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Said@Seid101Aug 13
What's coming to Lamu; 1.Cotton ginnery in Baharini (pictured below) by Thika Mills 2.Cashew nut plant in Hongwe 3.Livestock co-operative in Witu 4.Mega Oil Refinery in Hindi 5. Oil Palm plantation & refinery in Witu 6. 30,000 acre Bargoni Quarantine Zone for Livestock Export
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Said (@Seid101) profile pictureSaid@Seid101Aug 13
The CPF (County Pension Fund) to invest $100M into a Palm Oil plantation and refining facility A lease of 100 years has been signed with the Witu-Nyarongo ranch. The trees will take around 3-5 years to yield. The country has a $1B annual crude palm oil import bill.
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Question 1
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Ja'afar Kanam (@kanams_h) profile pictureJa'afar Kanam@kanams_hAug 12
If you study very well, you don't need past questions.
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OFL@ohikhaimeAug 7
i get hard while holding hands.
🪽 (@quietlw) profile picture🪽@quietlwAug 7
do guys actually get hard while kissing?
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Hani@HaniyeeeyyyAug 7
🚨 If you’re looking for a clean Samsung Galaxy S25+ here’s one Selling a Samsung Galaxy S25+ in Icy Blue ✨ Dual SIM + eSIM ✨ Used for only 1 month ✨ Premium original condition no issues at all ✨ 6+ months warranty remaining Price: KSh 80,000 Serious buyers only!!Dm asap
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Fafa Mukuru
@osoroKEAug 7
TUM huwa na mikosi mob sana heh
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@carltonkitheka1Aug 7
Selling this 12 GB RAM + 512 GB ROM S24 Ultra at Kshs 85,000 (ono) Kindly share widely and feel free to DM me if interested
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Image from Post Carlone (@carltonkitheka1)
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mwandi@kijanayakilunguAug 6
fortunately for me, am attracted to women
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Starrr.wa🌟 (@DarajaPaula) profile picture
Starrr.wa🌟@DarajaPaulaJul 14
Funds anaku. Si mnipee kazi aki🙏🏾
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M@MuneneIncJul 13
People think it’s my strong morals keeping me out of shady business when the whole time it’s the fear of going to prison and getting my ass fcked😭
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mayank@maynkydvvJul 8
Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭
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