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Young people should not be listened to. They are naive and temperamental. Old people should not be listened to. They are inflexible and have no stake in the future. Middle-aged people should not be listened to. They are uncurious. You should listen to me. Me

riskless gigaquote. statement that so eloquently captures the peaks of human experience that every reader, each and every individual reader, cannot help but attach a gigachad image or perhaps a gif of gigachad mounted upon a fly riding into aerial warfare in their quote-tweet.

How it feels to leave your laptop unattended at a coffeeshop without asking the dude sitting next to you to keep an eye on it

This is what radical pronatalism looks like

(Explaining my political beliefs to someone I've just met) so have you seen Ratatouille

It happened to me: I (23 M) just humiliated myself by failing to understand youth slang

for sale shoes worn

It's funny how the term "AI psychosis" is now used to describe both cases of people driven to insanity by AI and people driven to insanity by their hatred of AI. It's like how people now act like the "blood" in "blood libel" means "really violent" and not "Christian baby blood"

People are making fun of Anne Carson for this poem, but none of them could ever write it. They've never won a Nobel Prize.

Asking every redhead I meet if they’re the benign type or not

This is great. I can walk around with my shoulder bag and coat and trousers like I own the place. Why didn’t I think of this earlier

My coworker losing his mind bro

I saw Loloverruled at New York County Criminal Court today. He was idling outside the courtroom doors when I approached him to ask about when we would be able to enter. “Loloverruled, right?” I extended a friendly hand. “Unfortunately, yes,” he responded, and didn’t shake.

Woke up at 8 am today and got on the train to Manhattan just so I can learn what it feels like to have a real job

just set my timer to 10 minutes for authentic al dente